Reply to: Hope for CyberTory's curtains...

[Menelaus]

Pushing the envelope my dear ...

Pushing something ... I mean a gerbils paws will only allow it to climb so far

[Zippy]

That's some size gerbil

Pushing the envelope my dear ...

[Menelaus]

Gaffa

That's some size gerbil

[Zippy]

Now, where did I put that sellotape?

Gaffa

[Menelaus]

The gerbil looks nervous too...

Now, where did I put that sellotape?

[Zippy]

The gerbil looks nervous too...

[Menelaus]

I can't sleep at night.

[Zippy]

Only another 6.6 million weeks and it will have killed us all.

But for the 12,300 babies born in the UK every week.

Panic, fear, fret, terrorrrzzzzz.

I can't sleep at night.

[RichardCranium]

So, another nine deaths in the UK this week due to swineflu.

Only another 6.6 million weeks and it will have killed us all.

But for the 12,300 babies born in the UK every week.

Panic, fear, fret, terrorrrzzzzz.

[Cyberman]

So, another nine deaths in the UK this week due to swineflu.

[Cyberman]

Give it time........

[thunderlizard]

Dead cat bounce.

[OwlHoot]

Hmm, Google translate does OK with that:

I like to lick a spoon

[Chutney Spoon]

Eu gosto de lamber uma colher

[minestrone]

Down the shops ordering his Tony Heartesque safari suits.