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Previously on "The problems of working away......"

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Aliens

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  • MPwannadecentincome
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    stripped?

    or striped?

    Makes a big difference I think!

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    I got a bunch of ooh er missus crap in a thread last week. I am told it's par for the CUK course, so thought I should pay a little forward, that is all.
    I don't think the avatar helps. Ooh!

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  • Pogle
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    Originally posted by Alf W View Post
    It started off so promising...
    It wasn't just me then!!!

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  • foritisme
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    I got a bunch of ooh er missus crap in a thread last week. I am told it's par for the CUK course, so thought I should pay a little forward, that is all.


    Wasn't that something to do with your "I am really happily married" comments

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by interested View Post
    Baby tiger?


    sounds like a bumble bee to me.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by Alf W View Post
    It started off so promising...


    Dirty minds think alike.

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  • Alf W
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    Working away from home, wife has just called. She was in the bedroom with her mate and her mate reached down
    It started off so promising...

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by foritisme View Post
    Notice I am ignoring all the ohh err missus comments
    I got a bunch of ooh er missus crap in a thread last week. I am told it's par for the CUK course, so thought I should pay a little forward, that is all.

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by foritisme View Post
    ahh we are getting somewhere.................

    possibly large bumble bee or hornet she thinks now.........


    do these things all die after stinging ?
    Not all of them, no. I think honey bees do but not sure about bumble bees. Wasps probably wouldn't die.

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  • foritisme
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    Notice I am ignoring all the ohh err missus comments

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  • foritisme
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    ahh we are getting somewhere.................

    possibly large bumble bee or hornet she thinks now.........


    do these things all die after stinging ?

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  • TimberWolf
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    What country do you live in? Are you sure it was his thumb that was swollen?

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  • Zippy
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    A queen wasp?

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by foritisme View Post
    still can't decided whether it was a animal or insect.....


    wife now tells me she thought she heard a wimpering sound in the bedroom earlier today !
    oh dear oh dear.

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