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  • boredsenseless
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    Originally posted by SandyDown
    Lucifer.. no need to post your ugly picture here so early .... in the past when I was talking about my hubby you insisted am a man, then when I say I am no longer married , you insist am a woman who killed her hubby ..... now you revert to your old assumption again... get off your far arse and loose the lard man ...... eeeeeewwww, your picture put me off my breakfast ....... but then again, I think of the gorgeous army officers, and I think there is hope in this world.....

    btw: did I tell you guys what my manager last week did to me?? all project team went out to the pub, when we were leaving he groped my arse, then smacked it hard... I was taken by surprise, so I just laughed... pity I should have pretended I was really angry and take the company to court.. get paid for harassment etc .... hmmmm
    Assuming you are a woman for a minute. If you did take the company to court you would be admitting to being an employee.

    As a contractor in this instance your only option is to instigate a private prosecution against the guy in question. Anything else is subject to employee protection rights which as a contractor you shouldn't have.

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  • stackpole
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    Originally posted by SandyDown
    btw: did I tell you guys what my manager last week did to me?? all project team went out to the pub, when we were leaving he groped my arse, then smacked it hard
    Let me take you to a...
    Gay bar! Gay bar!

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  • SandyDown
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    Lucifer.. no need to post your ugly picture here so early .... in the past when I was talking about my hubby you insisted am a man, then when I say I am no longer married , you insist am a woman who killed her hubby ..... now you revert to your old assumption again... get off your far arse and loose the lard man ...... eeeeeewwww, your picture put me off my breakfast ....... but then again, I think of the gorgeous army officers, and I think there is hope in this world.....

    btw: did I tell you guys what my manager last week did to me?? all project team went out to the pub, when we were leaving he groped my arse, then smacked it hard... I was taken by surprise, so I just laughed... pity I should have pretended I was really angry and take the company to court.. get paid for harassment etc .... hmmmm

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  • Lucifer Box
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    Originally posted by SandyDown
    oh forgot to mention (my friend just reminded me) that before I did all the grinding and butt dancing with the army officers, we all (3 girls) pretended to be lesbians .. and started to simulate a 3 way loooooong sexy snog (very special technique) .. that got the attention of every bloke .... so there ...
    And if that doesn't seal it for any remaining doubters that this is in fact Sandy, you are beyond hope!

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by SandyDown
    oh forgot to mention (my friend just reminded me) that before I did all the grinding and butt dancing with the army officers, we all (3 girls) pretended to be lesbians .. and started to simulate a 3 way loooooong sexy snog (very special technique) .. that got the attention of every bloke .... so there ...
    OOOooooohhhhhh you cheeky minx. It is a bit early to be doing that sort of thing to us blokes dear!

    Thanks........ see you later............. I need to go now

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  • SandyDown
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    oh forgot to mention (my friend just reminded me) that before I did all the grinding and butt dancing with the army officers, we all (3 girls) pretended to be lesbians .. and started to simulate a 3 way loooooong sexy snog (very special technique) .. that got the attention of every bloke .... so there ...

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  • expat
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    Originally posted by mcquiggd
    2k a month is easy... 1k in one day on champagne, long island iced teas, a £275 bottle of Chateau Latour '78, a £175 quid bottle of white (cant remember which), oh and some food and a romatic view over Edinburgh from the balcony of the Tower Restaurant at 1am on our own...

    Thats why I contract I guess. I have to to support the lifestyle...!
    That's the downside of contracting IMHO: you get to taste a lifestyle that you can't actually support.

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  • scotspine
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    Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock
    Well perhaps you dont need a tin opener to get their knickers off but there will be a price to pay.

    PS best for Phoneix to use Lecker Conche phrase is far more polite.
    ... stitches ...

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  • mcquiggd
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    From the discussions iv'e had, they seem to be quite happy to perform that act as well
    Last edited by mcquiggd; 7 November 2005, 18:20.

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  • Joe Black
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    Lekker kontje

    ...or perhaps you meant 'lekker kutje'.

    PS: note to Phoenix, the latter is the one most prefered by Dutch girls

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  • mcquiggd
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    I prefer natural, non pellet-fed Red Salmon.... Tuna has bad memories for me back from my old Uni days....


    Just dont ask ...

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  • stackpole
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    Originally posted by mcquiggd
    Sorry, but the thought of tuna just sprang into my mind... ewww...
    Brain food.

    Remember that next time, it's good for you.

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  • Lucifer Box
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    Originally posted by stackpole
    SAS, you do know that "Sandy" is equipped to play all three parts in a roast.
    Just don't mention Sandy's husband as the insurers haven't paid out yet. You must remember, she used to go on about him all the time, then silence.



    Inquest proceeding, if you know what I mean.

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  • mcquiggd
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    Sorry, but the thought of tuna just sprang into my mind... ewww...

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Originally posted by Joe Black
    Geef aan ons een kus??, I think they'd laugh if someone said that to them...een nummertje maken, well thats something else and I wouldn't be surprised, which is why I was trying to help Phoenix out.

    "One thing they aint is romantic,if youre in Belgium go for the French, much more fun and oh la la ..."

    The Flemish girls seem quite nice as well, who funnily enough given mcquiggd's comment seem to think that all Dutch girls are easy...
    Well perhaps you dont need a tin opener to get their knickers off but there will be a price to pay.

    PS best for Phoneix to use Lecker Conche phrase is far more polite.
    Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 7 November 2005, 17:45.

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