FFS Toilets and Mobile phones!

[Jabberwocky]

I try and talk to rec cons whilst on the can. It is a cleansing process - whilst a constant stream of sh*t comes through my ear, another stream leaves through my bottom.

[WageSlave]

I can't stand men who insist on having conversations whilst taking a slash. I'm on my way out, someone comes in and starts asking me questions. For the love of God, man, don't talk to me while you've got it in your hands!

Whatever happened to the good old unwritten rule of never making eye contact with anyone in the gents???

[n5gooner]

Whatever happened to a peacfull dump while reading the paper?

whatever happened to dump, splosh, chching, dump, splosh chching.....well in that 15 minutes I made x

[Phoenix]

Whatever happened to a peacfull dump while reading the paper?

[n5gooner]

saw someone take a laptop into trap 2 last week.

wonder it played DVD's

sounds like someone after a qucik five nuckle shuffle.

[MrsGoof]

saw someone take a laptop into trap 2 last week.

wonder it played DVD's

[ratewhore]

Hands up who hasn't spoken to a mate on the phone who's been dropping a log?

[Chico]

That’s nothing compared to what I saw on Frida. I was in the gents washing my hands and this bloke walks in with a cup of coffee and takes it into the cubicle. Ewwww - I made a hasty exit as I did not want to hear him gulping down the coffee while he was getting down to business at the same time. Yuck!!!

[datestamp]

I noticed it also in a banking enviroment, where some of the staff had support mobiles. I heard one guy giving some extended technical advice whilst dropping some very noisy no 2s from trap two. Then somebody flushed a chain. Do these people have no shame?

[n5gooner]

Just got back from the Loo, and there was a bloke standing at the urinal with one hand on his old boy and the other texting on his mobile phone FFS, whats that all about! (and no he did not wash after!)