I hacked into Mrs BP's facebook page last night

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RichardCranium replied

25 July 2009, 06:54
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Of course CM waded in with "my foot will meet his nuts tomorrow!!".

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

But atw would kill me. I would probably be pegged out with a nut in each orifice and left to the squirrels.....

atw is CM? So he's actually Bazzaski? Wonders never cease.
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BrilloPad replied

25 July 2009, 06:50
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

Or, if you want security, HAB has offered. You could always be the pickle fork to his chutney spoon.

I would accept his kind offer. But atw would kill me. I would probaly be pegged out with a nut in each orifice and left to the squirrels.....
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RichardCranium replied

25 July 2009, 06:46
It's not too late to run away, you know.

There's the highways and byways of Britain to explore. Sleeping under the stars and living on your wits.

You could buy a motorbike and see the world.

You could set yourself up as a modern day tinker, going from vestibule to vestibule offering luser beasting services to large businesses.

Or, if you want security, HAB has offered. You could always be the pickle fork to his chutney spoon.
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BrilloPad started a topic I hacked into Mrs BP's facebook page last night

25 July 2009, 06:40
I hacked into Mrs BP's facebook page last night

"BrilloPad is the most wonderful boy in the world. Kind hearted warm and generous. I love him so much."

For some reason this generated at 10 minutes rant! Wimmin eh?

Of course CM waded in with "Lol- you tell him! Don't worry, at some stage my foot will meet his nuts tomorrow!!". Couldn't I just have a instead?
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