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  • DiscoStu
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    And stop picking their bum. Dirty aliens.
    I bet they don't use handkerchiefs either.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    They might survive if they wash their hands and avoid the pickle tray.

    And stop picking their bum. Dirty aliens.

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  • DiscoStu
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    Originally posted by Andy2 View Post
    By the end of next year entire milky way galaxy wil have caught it
    Die aliens die
    They might survive if they wash their hands and avoid the pickle tray.

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  • Andy2
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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    I see a pattern emerging here.

    By the end of the year 147 billion people will have caught swine flu because of people from the third world not washing their hands.
    By the end of next year entire milky way galaxy wil have caught it
    Die aliens die

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  • DiscoStu
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Hmmm, do you see a pattern emerging here?
    I see many patterns. I blame it on my medication.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    I see a pattern emerging here.

    By the end of the year 147 billion people will have caught swine flu because of people from the third world not washing their hands.

    Hmmm, do you see a pattern emerging here?

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  • DiscoStu
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    1. 25 million
    2. 65 million
    3. I billion
    4. In Norwich, just 5.

    PS 3 billion people will die of swine flu in Norwich alone by September.
    I see a pattern emerging here.

    By the end of the year 147 billion people will have caught swine flu because of people from the third world not washing their hands.

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  • Clippy
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    1. 25 million
    2. 65 million
    3. I billion
    4. In Norwich, just 5.

    PS 3 billion people will die of swine flu in Norwich alone by September.
    As long as the 5 injuns are part of the 5 billion that die, I don't care!

    CyberChutney

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Clippy View Post
    How many of the sample:

    1) Licked the chutney spoon?
    2) Used their hands?
    3) Subsequently contracted swine flu?
    4) Were injuns?

    1. 25 million
    2. 65 million
    3. I billion
    4. In Norwich, just 5.

    PS 3 billion people will die of swine flu in Norwich alone by September.

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  • Clippy
    replied
    How many of the sample:

    1) Licked the chutney spoon?
    2) Used their hands?
    3) Subsequently contracted swine flu?
    4) Were injuns?

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  • DiscoStu
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    In a poll in Norwich, 75% voted for Mango pickle
    I can see a pattern emerging here.

    In 4 weeks time I predict 300% of people in Norwich voting for Mango.

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  • sasguru
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    In a poll in Norwich, 75% voted for Mango pickle
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