Swine flu - should I be worried?

[DiscoStu]

I just completed the NHS direct swine flu symptom checker, took a few minutes to go through the list. The answer, thanks to you IT wizards,.... is.............. are you ready?


"This service is only available in England & Wales please contact your local heath care service provider."



I'm in Northern Ireland. I'm glad the virus obeys border crossings.

I'm sure there's a Mac joke somewhere but I'm struggling right now

[scooterscot]

I just completed the NHS direct swine flu symptom checker, took a few minutes to go through the list. The answer, thanks to you IT wizards,.... is.............. are you ready?


"This service is only available in England & Wales please contact your local heath care service provider."



I'm in Northern Ireland. I'm glad the virus obeys border crossings.

[suityou01]

There you go - like clockwork

[moony1234]

Well one thing we can be sure of is that you should probably avoid work for 52 weeks so you don't kill someone who's funeral you then have to attend and feel guilty about!

[Menelaus]

Concur.

You will need a bucket in close proximity to your bog pretty soon.

DOOMED!

Between your knees actually, works for me.

[sasguru]

The real worry is if you get to the other end and then they refuse to fly you back cos you've got a temperature, and you end up quarantined for 7 days in China etc.

There you go - like clockwork

[Cyberman]

The real worry is if you get to the other end and then they refuse to fly you back cos you've got a temperature, and you end up quarantined for 7 days in China etc.

[Moscow Mule]

1. Norovirus
2. See ya on the flipside

Concur.

You will need a bucket in close proximity to your bog pretty soon.

DOOMED!

[scooterscot]

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[sasguru]

Yes you should be worried - mostly about the complete drivelly bollux the Cretin will post on here while it lasts.

[Menelaus]

Most weeks I fly to the client's site. Yesterday this young chap was taken off the plane after a violent vomiting episode. We had not even left the ground. Gordon Bennett it was rank.

I'm sure it was just a stomach bug or something.

I, among others, really did not want to be on the plane any more.


Got me thinking. The client is constantly sending messages to premie staff warning them not to take part in unnecessary travel. Great. What about us? Kind of defeats the point if I come into the office sneezing my lungs out.

1. Norovirus
2. See ya on the flipside

[chef]

RIP Scooterscot

[scooterscot]

Most weeks I fly to the client's site. Yesterday this young chap was taken off the plane after a violent vomiting episode. We had not even left the ground. Gordon Bennett it was rank.

I'm sure it was just a stomach bug or something.

I, among others, really did not want to be on the plane any more.


Got me thinking. The client is constantly sending messages to premie staff warning them not to take part in unnecessary travel. Great. What about us? Kind of defeats the point if I come into the office sneezing my lungs out.