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Previously on "Let's hear it for sasguru!!"

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  • pmeswani
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Keep posting. With every post you show how utterly dull you are.
    Welcome to the Dull club Drewster. I'll post you your membership card with some interesting bumph later.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    ..... I'll be back in a few hours...
    With something original? Naaahh, just more exclamation marks!!! and <tags> which you fondly seem to mistake for wit.

    HTH

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    Thats just a variation on No 3....
    Anyway - gotta go........

    You keep trying for something original SAS..... I'll be back in a few hours...

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Keep posting. With every post you show how utterly dull you are.
    Thats just a variation on No 3....

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    Oh sorry - I had forgotten that "insult"..... they are your top 3 aren't they?
    Keep posting. With every post you show how utterly dull you are.

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    You on the other hand are, have been, and will always be, a complete nonentity

    HTH.
    Oh sorry - I had forgotten that "insult"..... they are your top 3 aren't they?

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    You used to be amusing..... now you are just boring.....
    You on the other hand are, have been, and will always be, a complete nonentity

    HTH.

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Oh dear, I seem to have wandered into a Village Idiots mutual masturbatory session. Do make sure the curtains are laundered when you're done, won't you.
    SAS!! Is "Village Idiot" your favourite form of insult? or is it the comparison to a "7 year old"?

    You used to be amusing..... now you are just boring.....

    You said you were going to retire..... in the words of the Nike add....

    Just do it!!

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Oh dear, I seem to have wandered into a Village Idiots mutual masturbatory session.
    If that were to happen, it would be as an inspirational speaker.


    Anyway, you are late. What happened, had mummy not ironed your balaclava or was she writing you a note excusing you from something strenuous?

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    SG is Dim Prawns used and soiled sock puppet. It's woefully easy to see. He lies at the foot of the bed waiting for the maid to collect him, put him on an F wash cycle, dry him on the line, and put him back into the draw for DP to use and abuse all over again. Sad really.
    drawer.

    HTH, Cretin.

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  • sasguru
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    Oh dear, I seem to have wandered into a Village Idiots mutual masturbatory session. Do make sure the curtains are laundered when you're done, won't you.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    When it comes to this type of exchange, sg is very much the "inadvertently and unwisely wandered into the bar area when he should be in the back of the car with his coke and crisps" type of figure. Hopelessly out of his intellectual depth, and clinging onto the bars at the side of the pool waiting for the waves to stop.
    balls. he is a statistical genius. he told me so himself.




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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    Errrrrrr What are we hearing for SAS???

    (Other than "not a lot" obviously)
    When it comes to this type of exchange, sg is very much the "inadvertently and unwisely wandered into the bar area when he should be in the back of the car with his coke and crisps" type of figure. Hopelessly out of his intellectual depth, and clinging onto the bars at the side of the pool waiting for the waves to stop.

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  • Drewster
    replied
    Errrrrrr What are we hearing for SAS???

    (Other than "not a lot" obviously)

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    SG is Dim Prawns used and soiled sock puppet. It's woefully easy to see. He lies at the foot of the bed waiting for the maid to collect him, put him on an F wash cycle, dry him on the line, and put him back into the draw for DP to use and abuse all over again. Sad really.
    REminds me of Baby BP's favourite toy "bedtime bear" from mothercare. We have 3 : upstairs, downstairs and spare. He gets puked on, used as hanki/napkin and at the first sign of temper (which for baby bp is about every 15 minutes) he gets kicked, thrown and trodden on.

    Yet he cant get to sleep without him. And the mankier he gets the more he is loved.

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