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  • Menelaus
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    Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
    Is this incitement to murder ? Be careful cos you don't know who polices these boards. You could end up like poor David Kelly.
    My concerns precisely; indeed, I was discussing only yesterday with an "authority figure" the nature of evidence in a particular case and suggested that, unless Alistair Campbell had suddenly got a gig at <insertnameoffavouritegovernmentbodyhere> there wasn't a hope in hell of this being successful.

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  • Cyberman
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    Is this incitement to murder ? Be careful cos you don't know who polices these boards. You could end up like poor David Kelly.

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  • Menelaus
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    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    How about a couple of those sentry guns out of Aliens linked to some facial recognition software?
    Yup. I'm afraid "nuking from orbit" might be a tad indiscriminate.

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  • Menelaus
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    It's a bitch getting the match grade 50 cal ammo though.
    .50 calibre ammunition would be by far and away too large a round to be used for this task.

    If someone wants to google the size of a .50 round, they'll see the nature of the problem.

    NOTE: If anyone is reading this from any governmental bodies, this is a simple exercise in humour and is not to be considered to be a conspiracy or anything of that nature. None of the posters on here (AFAIA) is Gary McKinnon and, whilst we're on the subject of Mr McKinnon - FFS, try him in the UK; if at all. Note also CPS guidance in matters of mental health.

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Next to decide the weapon.
    How about a couple of those sentry guns out of Aliens linked to some facial recognition software?

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  • OwlHoot
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    Next to decide the weapon.

    This piece of artillery looks like just the ticket Barrett M107

    If seriously planning something like that, I think a remote controlled bomb-laden plane might be the way to go.
    Last edited by OwlHoot; 15 July 2009, 18:41.

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  • TykeMerc
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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    I'd like to train to become the sniper. Please.
    Like a couple of others here I wouldn't need the training, just a little setup time with the appropriate equipment.

    I'd consider doing it for free for the greater good.

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  • bogeyman
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    I'm only surprised that nobody has actually done it yet.

    Not Blair necessarily (though God knows he deserves it), but Brown.

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  • realityhack
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    I'd like to train to become the sniper. Please.

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    I can help out with setting up an offshore non-GBP account.

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  • Menelaus
    started a poll Dystopia now

    Dystopia now

    12
    Offer to pay for rounds
    16.67%
    2
    Offer to spot
    41.67%
    5
    Offer to pay into a GBP denominated account
    8.33%
    1
    Seek to retain of clean hands
    0.00%
    0
    AndyW is a crack shot
    33.33%
    4
    Ladies and gents, imagine a time in the not-too-distant future when the following has occurred:

    1. The new European Fuhrer is the grinning twat himself (Blair)

    2. The UK quisling is Mandelson quietly moving the £ to €

    3. Democracy (e.g., elections) have been suspended to facilitate the Age of Change

    If the people were to hire a sniper and give him two rounds, please vote in the poll (to follow)

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