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My concerns precisely; indeed, I was discussing only yesterday with an "authority figure" the nature of evidence in a particular case and suggested that, unless Alistair Campbell had suddenly got a gig at <insertnameoffavouritegovernmentbodyhere> there wasn't a hope in hell of this being successful.
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Is this incitement to murder ? Be careful cos you don't know who polices these boards. You could end up like poor David Kelly.
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.50 calibre ammunition would be by far and away too large a round to be used for this task.Originally posted by zeitghostIt's a bitch getting the match grade 50 cal ammo though.
If someone wants to google the size of a .50 round, they'll see the nature of the problem.
NOTE: If anyone is reading this from any governmental bodies, this is a simple exercise in humour and is not to be considered to be a conspiracy or anything of that nature. None of the posters on here (AFAIA) is Gary McKinnon and, whilst we're on the subject of Mr McKinnon - FFS, try him in the UK; if at all. Note also CPS guidance in matters of mental health.
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How about a couple of those sentry guns out of Aliens linked to some facial recognition software?Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostNext to decide the weapon.
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Next to decide the weapon.
This piece of artillery looks like just the ticket Barrett M107
If seriously planning something like that, I think a remote controlled bomb-laden plane might be the way to go.Last edited by OwlHoot; 15 July 2009, 18:41.
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I'm only surprised that nobody has actually done it yet.
Not Blair necessarily (though God knows he deserves it), but Brown.
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I can help out with setting up an offshore non-GBP account.
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Dystopia now
12Offer to pay for rounds16.67%2Offer to spot41.67%5Offer to pay into a GBP denominated account8.33%1Seek to retain of clean hands0.00%0AndyW is a crack shot33.33%4Ladies and gents, imagine a time in the not-too-distant future when the following has occurred:
1. The new European Fuhrer is the grinning twat himself (Blair)
2. The UK quisling is Mandelson quietly moving the £ to €
3. Democracy (e.g., elections) have been suspended to facilitate the Age of Change
If the people were to hire a sniper and give him two rounds, please vote in the poll (to follow)
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