Wow, this is a revolutionary concept. I can't believe no one has hit on the idea before of... working. For money! It's a stroke of genius.
I bet the bloody taxman decides to take some of it after a while though. They won't let that little windfall pass them by would they. I mean, if she earns a million pounds from this then they'll want... what, two thousand pounds or something? Would that be too much? I bet they do try and take as much as that. Bloodsucking leeches.
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Previously on "This woman reckons she can do a million jobs"
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Originally posted by MrMark View Post
"They say a womans work is never done. Perhaps - if they organised themselves a bit better".
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Half the nation probably thinks it is highly appropriate
hmm, a big black van just pulled up in front of my house.
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Originally posted by minestrone View PostShoot Gordon Brown? I mean they do say "any job will be considered"
Very professional site design though.
Any inappropriate, distasteful or rude tasks will be ignored and will not be posted on the website.
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Shoot Gordon Brown? I mean they do say "any job will be considered"
Very professional site design though.
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Any job will be considered for a minimum sum of £1.
Mmmmmm. Interesting business model here.
Will you do ......
Cross my palm with silver deary and I'll consider it.
Here you go. Kerching!
Er, let me see ......... No. Next?
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