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Previously on "How brilliant would it be to have a prehensile tail?"

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    How would you sit down on the tube or train? Or would it be strong enough to support ones weight so seats were superfluous?
    You just tuck it between your legs.

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  • DS23
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    a prehensile tongue would have some advantages.

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    You don't often get the option of a seat.
    I do, pretty much every day.

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    How would you sit down on the tube or train? Or would it be strong enough to support ones weight so seats were superfluous?
    You don't often get the option of a seat.

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  • Moscow Mule
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    How would you sit down on the tube or train? Or would it be strong enough to support ones weight so seats were superfluous?

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  • Menelaus
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    I presume a prehensile tail would easily be strong enough to hold a pint glass.
    Now you're talking.

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Every code monkey should have one?
    Waiter. Ms Zippy will have her coat, please.

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  • Zippy
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    Every code monkey should have one?

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  • thelace
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    Nah, you might crack it!

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  • RichardCranium
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    I presume a prehensile tail would easily be strong enough to hold a pint glass.

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  • How brilliant would it be to have a prehensile tail?

    35
    Ooh, no. It might fall in the toilet pan. Yuck.
    17.14%
    6
    I have no strong feelings either way but feel the need to vote.
    11.43%
    4
    I want one. No, I want two.
    20.00%
    7
    I wish the Missus had one: it's something else to hang on to.
    11.43%
    4
    I had one but it was chopped off at birth but I'm not telling you lot that.
    8.57%
    3
    I've already got one courtesy of cosmetic surgery.
    8.57%
    3
    I've already got a vestigial tail 'cos I'm an agent.
    8.57%
    3
    AndyW told me having a tail is the monkey's business.
    14.29%
    5
    If there was a way you could just grow a prehensile tail, would you want to?

    How would you make use of it?

    What would be the downsides?

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