What do I do?

[HairyArsedBloke]

What happens at a Turkish Baths? Do you know? Should I have gone?

Yes.

[Numpty]

Anyway, I'm bi - not homo.

That's that cleared up.

BrollyBonce, have you ever been in a turkish prison?

And that's the last we'll see of PropellorHead for a while!

HAB, I worked with a long-haired Polish chap who used to invite me to join him at a Turkish Baths he went to. He said it was a good place to go after a skin-full because it meant you went into work the next day, rather than stay at home with a hangover.

I never took him up on his offer.

What happens at a Turkish Baths? Do you know? Should I have gone?

[HairyArsedBloke]

I believe it was Julian Clary who said:

"Q. What's the difference between straight and gay?
A. About six pints."

Ipso facto, QED.

I did that by about the time I started the third.

I went elsewhere before I really embarrassed myself to the point that I couldn't go back.

Anyway, I'm bi - not homo.

BTW,

BrollyBonce, have you ever been in a turkish prison?

[BrollyBonce]

I believe it was Julian Clary who said:

"Q. What's the difference between straight and gay?
A. About six pints."

I've had six pints in total. I've fallen in love with a barmaid

Ipso facto, QED.

[RichardCranium]

Phone a mini-cab to take you to an off-licence to get some more.

Unless you have a Chinese takeaway that will collect from the offy for you? (I have known one or two who will, if you ask.)

[HairyArsedBloke]

I've had double my ration of beer this afternoon (six pints in total).

I've fallen in love with a polish barmaid that I've hardly spoken to.

I've been soaked with rain twice

I've found out that I've got no food in and I can't be arsed to get any.

I've got the choice of six DVD's that have been downloaded this week:

• The unborn
• The code
• Angles and Daemons
• The Haunting in Connecticut
• 21
• The International

Whatever I put on, I'll fall asleep about 1/4 way through and have to start again.

Oh what am I to do?