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Previously on "CUK officially UK's fastest news channel"

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by Bunk View Post
    You sure that's the right link RC?




    I was going for the 'News to Knockers In Fewest Posts' record.

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  • realityhack
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    I hereby nominate 'pinky linky' as the CUK version of 'NSFW'.

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  • Bunk
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    You sure that's the right link RC?

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  • realityhack
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post


    Top marks for the surreal tinternet tangent there.

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  • RichardCranium
    started a topic CUK officially UK's fastest news channel

    CUK officially UK's fastest news channel

    The Director General of the BBC has announced the immediate closure of the BBC News Service.

    "We are crap. We are slower than Sky News and even then we just copy 'n' paste their quotes. We're giving up and going home."

    A spokespleb for SKy News said "We wouldn't have known about it either but for our continuous monitoring of the UK's most important web site, Contractor UK. We heard about the story from a contract journalist called swamp."
    Originally posted by swamp View Post
    14:26
    Seems to be a fire around Oxford Circus. Black smoke billowing. Can anyone else see it?


    Pinky linky.
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