Jeffing baby faced assassins…..

[Shimano105]

You've logged into CUK by mistake - think you were after this

[EternalOptimist]

Permie auditor lark - I did this because I knew I was off contracting a week later.


Permie auditor - 'So when did you last send out the training state'
EO - 'Last working day of last month'
PA - 'And before that?'
EO - 'Same. Last working day of the month'
PA - 'But according to the control sheet that I introduced last year, one has not been sent out for six months'
EO - 'Well the control sheet is out of date. Training states DID go out'
PA - 'But if the control sheet is not filled in, how do we know they went out?'
EO - 'But if the control sheet IS filled in, how do you know they went out?'
PA - 'er...well , if you filled the sheet and they didnt go out, that would be a disciplinary'
EO - 'If I didnt send the training state out, regardless of any control sheet, I wouldnt last long enough to GET to a disciplinary'

PA - 'I am afraid you are non-compliant in this area'
EO - thinks - now where did I leave that magnum

[chef]

perhaps he reads this board and realises it is Wilmslow he is visiting from noticing the piss stains on his shoes and so has decided to wind him up a bit for a laff?

[MPwannadecentincome]

Auditor sent an invite for 1pm.

Outlook, so I know that this time is correct.

Called the auditor, said it was 1:30 in his book so would wait until then.

What an absolute noddy – cannot manage his diary and expecting me to work other meetings around him due to his incompetence.

I hate this permie lark…….

Would he have behaved differently if it was a contractie lark?

[Wilmslow]

Auditor sent an invite for 1pm.

Outlook, so I know that this time is correct.

Called the auditor, said it was 1:30 in his book so would wait until then.

What an absolute c0ck – cannot manage his diary and expecting me to work other meetings around him due to his incompetence.

I hate this permie lark…….