So good I did it twice

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Clippy replied

7 July 2009, 11:29
In other words, you sh*t it. Wimp!
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EternalOptimist replied

7 July 2009, 09:29
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Why didn't you jump out and kick him in the nads? Teach him not to be so uncouth.....

I would have, except I had two pints of brown adrenalin dribbling out of my stern.
So I decided to stink it to him instead
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BrilloPad replied

7 July 2009, 09:21
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

Just got back from a week in NYC shopping with the girlies. There were lots of incidents and laughs but this one still has me rolling.

You have to hand it to the Yanks, they aint reticent like us Brits.

I was struggling with the effects of a dodgy Rushholme curry and plane 'food', sitting in trap 3 in a bar in Manhatten. Restroom door opens, closes -'JESUS CHRIST'
my immediate thought was that he was having a row with some one and was venting his spleen in private.
'IS THIS WHERE THE FCKING SMELL IS COMING FROM'

then he sees my feet popping out from under the door

'er, no offence dude'

I had to stay in for ten more minutes so he wouldnt know it was me.

Why didn't you jump out and kick him in the nads? Teach him not to be so uncouth.....
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MPwannadecentincome replied

7 July 2009, 07:27
Welcome back - I thought you had been quiet recently!
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EternalOptimist started a topic So good I did it twice

7 July 2009, 07:23
So good I did it twice

Just got back from a week in NYC shopping with the girlies. There were lots of incidents and laughs but this one still has me rolling.

You have to hand it to the Yanks, they aint reticent like us Brits.

I was struggling with the effects of a dodgy Rushholme curry and plane 'food', sitting in trap 3 in a bar in Manhatten. Restroom door opens, closes -'JESUS CHRIST'
my immediate thought was that he was having a row with some one and was venting his spleen in private.
'IS THIS WHERE THE FCKING SMELL IS COMING FROM'

then he sees my feet popping out from under the door

'er, no offence dude'

I had to stay in for ten more minutes so he wouldnt know it was me.
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