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11. tell him your daily rate
12. tell him what agency you are working for
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Originally posted by Drewster View PostJust a quick question....... What are you on?
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10 more ways to freak out a permie...
1. Collect dog tulip in baby food jars on your desk. Sort them according to what you think the dog ate.
2. Burn all your waste paper in your bin while eyeing a permie suspiciously.
3. Hide a bunch of crisps and Jaffa cakes in the bottom of a bin. When you get hungry, root around in there. Find the food, and eat it. If a cleaner empties your bin before you get hungry, demand that the nearest permie reimburse you.
4. Leave a declaration of war on a permie's desk. Include a list of grievances.
5. Paste bogeys on the windows in occult patterns.
6. Shoot rubber bands at your permie colleague while his/her back is turned, and then look away quickly.
7. Dye all your clothes lime green.
8. Spill a lot of beer on his/her desk. Swim.
9. Bye three loaves of stale bread. Grow mold in your desk drawers.
10. Hide your underwear and socks in your colleagues drawers. Accuse him/her of stealing them.Tags: None
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