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Reply to: Fizzy trifle. Yumski!
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Previously on "Fizzy trifle. Yumski!"
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The fizzy trifle, a bunch of tinnies, a bottle of cider AND finishing off a bottle of wine instead of dinner has done the trick.
Who needs an enema or colonic irrigation when nature provides her own ways to flush the system?
Hey, what happened to the morning? Wasn't there one today?
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Originally posted by Menelaus View PostSorry mate
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Originally posted by Menelaus View PostSurprised that you're not writing this on a Blackberry sitting on your toilet praying to mother-and-Jesus that you're arse stopping spray liquified tulipe!
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostThe lid would have popped if it were! No, merely in the path of my laptop's exhaust outlet.
It was very warm, and I drank the last of the jelly.
Perhaps I should have a good hot curry and drop in a boiled egg. Legend!
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Originally posted by Menelaus View PostWas it in direct sunlight?
It was very warm, and I drank the last of the jelly.
Perhaps I should have a good hot curry and drop in a boiled egg. Legend!
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fizzy jelly is easy. Make it with lemonade or sparkling water. Dont stir too much or you will lose the fizz.
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Fizzy trifle. Yumski!
Yesterday morning the Missus gave me one of those little individual trifles to have with my lunch. It has been sat on my desk since then.
Until I ate it. Just now.
The cream was sour, the custard had curdled but the best bit was the jelly. It was fizzy!
So, what happens next?
And should I get a bottle of live real ale down me sharpish?Tags: None
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