Fizzy trifle. Yumski!

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Clarky replied

3 July 2009, 12:36
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

So, what happens next?

Stock up on TP?
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RichardCranium replied

3 July 2009, 11:55
The fizzy trifle, a bunch of tinnies, a bottle of cider AND finishing off a bottle of wine instead of dinner has done the trick.

Who needs an enema or colonic irrigation when nature provides her own ways to flush the system?

Hey, what happened to the morning? Wasn't there one today?

Last edited by RichardCranium; 3 July 2009, 13:18. Reason: Found an empty wine bottle
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BlackenedBiker replied

2 July 2009, 15:59
Originally posted by Menelaus View Post

Sorry mate

no worries, tasted like ar5e gravy anyway
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Menelaus replied

2 July 2009, 15:57
Originally posted by BlackenedBiker View Post

I will stop drinking my beef cup-a-soup now then (other soups are available)

Sorry mate
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BlackenedBiker replied

2 July 2009, 15:54
Originally posted by Menelaus View Post

Surprised that you're not writing this on a Blackberry sitting on your toilet praying to mother-and-Jesus that you're arse stopping spray liquified tulipe!

I will stop drinking my beef cup-a-soup now then (other soups are available)
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Menelaus replied

2 July 2009, 15:47
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

The lid would have popped if it were! No, merely in the path of my laptop's exhaust outlet.

It was very warm, and I drank the last of the jelly.

Perhaps I should have a good hot curry and drop in a boiled egg. Legend!

Surprised that you're not writing this on a Blackberry sitting on your toilet praying to mother-and-Jesus that you're arse stopping spray liquified tulipe!
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RichardCranium replied

2 July 2009, 15:46
Originally posted by Menelaus View Post

Was it in direct sunlight?

The lid would have popped if it were! No, merely in the path of my laptop's exhaust outlet.

It was very warm, and I drank the last of the jelly.

Perhaps I should have a good hot curry and drop in a boiled egg. Legend!
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The Lone Gunman replied

2 July 2009, 15:16
fizzy jelly is easy. Make it with lemonade or sparkling water. Dont stir too much or you will lose the fizz.
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Menelaus replied

2 July 2009, 15:15
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

You'll be able to tulip through the eye of a needle shortly

WHS, I'm afraid.

Was it in direct sunlight?
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darmstadt replied

2 July 2009, 15:12
You'll be able to tulip through the eye of a needle shortly
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RichardCranium started a topic Fizzy trifle. Yumski!

2 July 2009, 15:10
Fizzy trifle. Yumski!

Yesterday morning the Missus gave me one of those little individual trifles to have with my lunch. It has been sat on my desk since then.

Until I ate it. Just now.

The cream was sour, the custard had curdled but the best bit was the jelly. It was fizzy!

So, what happens next?

And should I get a bottle of live real ale down me sharpish?
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