Sounds like you need a PA & Im not talking about a genital piercing here...
I find that 30 seconds on Google gets me what I need when I dont already have it.
PZZ
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You're ten years too late to form a AnyOldtulipe.com and float it for loadsamoney.
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surely they won't be the best deals, merely the overpriced deals offered by the companies willing to pay a fee to sell through this channel?Originally posted by Tingles View PostWell..................
If enough people sign up, companies will be leaping over themselves to join as suppliers, a very small fee per sale? ... - e-Slaves (trademark will be applied for) will search out the best deals on insurance / holidays / books I want to read / blah blah....
The e-Slave will analyse my spending patterns and will adapt accordingly - overtime it will know what I want before I do.
Anybody interested in a Plan-B?
T
But if that's what you want....
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um....good luck with that.Originally posted by Tingles View PostWell..................
If enough people sign up, companies will be leaping over themselves to join as suppliers, a very small fee per sale? ... - e-Slaves (trademark will be applied for) will search out the best deals on insurance / holidays / books I want to read / blah blah....
The e-Slave will analyse my spending patterns and will adapt accordingly - overtime it will know what I want before I do.
Anybody interested in a Plan-B?
T
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Well..................
If enough people sign up, companies will be leaping over themselves to join as suppliers, a very small fee per sale? ... - e-Slaves (trademark will be applied for) will search out the best deals on insurance / holidays / books I want to read / blah blah....
The e-Slave will analyse my spending patterns and will adapt accordingly - overtime it will know what I want before I do.
Anybody interested in a Plan-B?
T
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How exactly does this online personal slave company make money if you don't want to pay?
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Not really online just someone on the phone....
I wanted a personal electronic slave.... as I don't want to pay for it!
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Useless.What GetFriday can't handle
1. Anything illegal. Won't be done. Obviously.
2. Anything unethical. Please don't ask us to write your Econ 236 final paper.
3. Anything that is not exactly comfortable as per "normal" business standards. We'd rather not help you catalogue risque lingerie. It would be a little strange for us at the office.
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I really can't be bothered sweating the small stuff.....
Wife..... she lumps stuff onto me to do!
T
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