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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    Errrr "The Krankie Winks"??
    Got it in one!

    Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
    Hey, could be worse - at least I'm not (and I'd hope you weren't either) green slime ... then we'd be really strange!
    You've got to be kidding! Oxymoron!

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Here's the extra letter, it's 'n' where do you think is its rightful place in the above paragraph?

    On second thoughts...

    "on an oratorial" - Shirley?
    Errrr "The Krankie Winks"??

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    Oh! That hurts! That really hurts!
    The Kraken Wakes..... I have been torn to threads by the rapier like wit of what must surely by one of the greatest minds of our time! Possibly on a orational par with well dare I say Churchill (Winston obviously) or possibly Martin Luther King........

    Oh no... hang on a minute it was only bandit farting!
    Here's the extra letter, it's 'n' where do you think is its rightful place in the above paragraph?

    On second thoughts...

    "on an oratorial" - Shirley?
    Last edited by Churchill; 23 June 2009, 08:38.

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  • Menelaus
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    You bastard!!!

    I've got this going through my head!!!
    Hey, could be worse - at least I'm not (and I'd hope you weren't either) green slime ... then we'd be really strange!

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    FFS why don't you two (churchill and drewster) just get a room. Anything to stop Drewsters mindless wittering.
    Oh! That hurts! That really hurts!
    The Kraken Wakes..... I have been torn to threads by the rapier like wit of what must surely by one of the greatest minds of our time! Possibly on a orational par with well dare I say Churchill (Winston obviously) or possibly Martin Luther King........

    Oh no... hang on a minute it was only bandit farting!

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
    WHS.

    There's some scary mofos in the land of the strange ...
    You bastard!!!

    I've got this going through my head!!!

    People are strange when you're a stranger,
    Faces look ugly when you're alone.
    Women seem wicked when you're unwanted,
    Streets are uneven when you're down.

    When you're strange
    Faces come out of the rain.
    When you're strange
    No one remembers your name
    When you're strange,
    When you're strange,
    When you're strange.

    All right, yeah!

    People are strange when you're a stranger,
    Faces look ugly when you're alone.
    Women seem wicked when you're unwanted,
    Streets are uneven when you're down.

    When you're strange
    Faces come out of the rain
    When you're strange
    No one remembers your name
    When you're strange
    When you're strange
    When you're strange
    Alright yeah
    When you're strange
    Faces come out of the rain
    When you're strange
    No one remembers your name
    When you're strange
    When you're strange
    When you're strange

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  • Menelaus
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    WHS.

    There's some scary mofos in the land of the strange ...

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Why don't you just keep quiet instead of all this "Me me me me me, look at me!!!" sh!te?
    Eh? How is this about me?
    It's obvious he has the hots for you. Just put the poor lad out of his misery.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Most of the time, it's a bit like the twilight zone for me.

    Sometimes fun, sometimes bloody scary!!
    Yeah, you've got to watch this place, you never know who you're gonna meet!

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Has it never dawned on you that CUK is the room that has been put aside for all of us by everyone else?
    Most of the time, it's a bit like the twilight zone for me.

    Sometimes fun, sometimes bloody scary!!

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    FFS why don't you two (churchill and drewster) just get a room. Anything to stop Drewsters mindless wittering.
    Has it never dawned on you that CUK is the room that has been put aside for all of us by everyone else?

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  • Churchill
    replied
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    FFS why don't you two (churchill and drewster) just get a room. Anything to stop Drewsters mindless wittering.
    Why don't you just keep quiet instead of all this "Me me me me me, look at me!!!" sh!te?

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  • original PM
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    If we are taking sides I am with MF - just to even things up really!!!

    just bring it!!!

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  • sasguru
    replied
    FFS why don't you two (churchill and drewster) just get a room. Anything to stop Drewsters mindless wittering.

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
    Ahem. Mr Churchill, sir - I shall be your second for this one, shall I?
    Yeah! I and I will be your seconds second! (I was going to say Third but decided it was too easy a target).

    I can fluff up the cushions...... get the beers in.... all sorts of useful things!

    I've worked out an intimidating song already (you know like the Paras have "Ride of the Valkiries" and all that macho stuff)...

    Ere we go ere we go ere we go.....
    Ere we go ere we go ere we goooo-oh.....
    Ere we go ere we go ere we go.....
    ere we go... ere we GO!

    errr to be honest thats it.... I know it sort of runs out of steam... but I won't let you down on the day.......

    I can just see us now, Churchill, Menelaus and Drewster.... Three Coders... Nah..... The Three... I know! I know! The Three Spartans!.... or if you are uncomfortable with "equal billing" I would be happy to settle for "The Two Spartans... and the rather wimpy but sometimes mildly amusing sidekick"

    You just watch out MarillionFan we are onto you!

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