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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View Post
    I selected not BSc because I have a BEng, and now I find out I should have selected BSc. I demand a recount.
    I wonder how many people are wandering around saying "I ticked 'BNP' but I meant to tick 'Green'. I demand a recount."

    Did you vote...?

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  • FSM with Cheddar
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    I selected not BSc because I have a BEng, and now I find out I should have selected BSc. I demand a recount.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by threaded View Post
    that'll be the bluffers guide..
    Enough for the average BA.

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  • threaded
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    building the internet so you could google it;

    http://classics.uc.edu/~johnson/trag...agamemnon.html
    that'll be the bluffers guide..

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
    Oi. While the engineers were out playing rugby and throwing up into each other's blazer pockets, we were stuck inside trying to make head or tail of the first stasimon of the Agamemnon.

    building the internet so you could google it;

    http://classics.uc.edu/~johnson/trag...agamemnon.html

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  • threaded
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    Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
    Oi. While the engineers were out playing rugby and throwing up into each other's blazer pockets, we were stuck inside trying to make head or tail of the first stasimon of the Agamemnon.
    Oh, Zeus our King; that sounds like a tragedy.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
    While on the subject of rugby Mich,
    now I'm not an expert for reasons aforementioned, but does you avatar show a rugby-man playing towards a football goal? No wonder the goalie with the carrier bag looks confused.
    I've explained this before; I am running almost but not quite parallel to the try line, having swerved around the opposite wing-person (I find it difficult to refer to backs as 'men'), who was somewhat embarrassed at being outpaced by a more than 35 year old 16 stone forward; see the worshipful stance he takes as I fart in his general direction. In fact if you look very closely you may notice a very faint white line running from the aforementioned wing-woofter toward my right foot; that is the try line. The football goal is in storage next to the rugby pitch.
    Last edited by Mich the Tester; 17 June 2009, 16:30.

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  • thunderlizard
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    Could be. After all he has just stood on the referee.

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  • Menelaus
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    Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
    While on the subject of rugby Mich,
    now I'm not an expert for reasons aforementioned, but does you avatar show a rugby-man playing towards a football goal? No wonder the goalie with the carrier bag looks confused.
    The vegetarian homosexual big girls blouses(!) who play oikball are probably concerned that they're going to be beaten into a pulp by the rugby player!

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  • thunderlizard
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    While on the subject of rugby Mich,
    now I'm not an expert for reasons aforementioned, but does you avatar show a rugby-man playing towards a football goal? No wonder the goalie with the carrier bag looks confused.

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  • Menelaus
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    I bet that didn't get you laid very much.
    WHS+1



    (pure mathematician )

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  • thunderlizard
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    Well not by other rugger-b*****s, that's for sure.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
    Oi. While the engineers were out playing rugby and throwing up into each other's blazer pockets, we were stuck inside trying to make head or tail of the first stasimon of the Agamemnon.
    I bet that didn't get you laid very much.

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  • thunderlizard
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    It lumps us hard-working BEng types in with the BA Luvvies.
    Oi. While the engineers were out playing rugby and throwing up into each other's blazer pockets, we were stuck inside trying to make head or tail of the first stasimon of the Agamemnon.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Numpty View Post
    Isn't there supposed to be an 'AndyW' option for it to be a valid poll?
    I don't think AndyW has left school yet.

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