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Previously on "Does CUK make you a moron or do all the morons come to CUK?"

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    I'm worried. Will prolonged exposure to the twunts on CUK change me into one myself? Or am I a moron because I'm on here in the first place?
    1 of you is a moron, 1 of you will become a moron and the other one will keep posting emoticons.

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Od's bodkin, wot a thread...
    Is that a grey who's eaten too many pies?

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  • Village Idiot
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Does CUK make you a moron or do all the morons come to CUK?
    You rang?

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  • FSM with Cheddar
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Fanny batter!
    Keyboard meet coffee.

    Well done prawny, wise words.

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    I’m an obnoxious moron and proud of it.
    [Obvious Punchline]
    I agree....... You are an obnoxious moron and I am proud of you.....
    [/Obvious Punchline]

    [Backhanded compliment]
    Actually HAB I think you are one of the least obnoxious morons.....
    [/Backhanded compliment]

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    I’m an obnoxious moron and proud of it.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    I'm worried. Will prolonged exposure to the twunts on CUK change me into one myself? Or am I a moron because I'm on here in the first place?
    It's worse on the outside. Most posters here are graduates and probably a significant proportion are post graduates. Remarks alluding to your superior and and other people's inferior levels of intelligence (even comparing them to a mere doctor) are amusing and add to the rich tapestry of CUK, but it will rot your brain.

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    DOGS COCK!
    I am assuming you mean... Something close to a good thing??

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    DOGS COCK!
    Now you know thats not what I mean!!

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  • Amiga500
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    DOGS COCK!
    Have you got the wrong window again?

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    DOGS COCK!
    You've led a sheltered life, eh?

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    All vying to say the most obnoxious or outrageous thing.
    DOGS COCK!

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  • snaw
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Lately, more and more assholes have appeared on here. All vying to say the most obnoxious or outrageous thing.

    I'm so bored of it.
    WSS. +1

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  • DimPrawn
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    Bluddy keybored!

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Fanny batter!
    I am assuming you meant "Funny Banter".....................

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