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Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Postpigbox (n) A Nissan Micra full of rough women, driving round a provincial town playing Destiny's Child and hunting for c..k.
Why does this remind me of certain entry on the 'What are you doing this weekend?' regarding an outing in Newcastle starting at 4:30?
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We have a copy of the Magna Farta in the office at ClientCo (and a copy at home well out of reach of the kids). Highly recommended reading to brighten up a dull meeting.Originally posted by Tensai View PostThe whole thing is worth it just for the Profanisaurus.
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Greek tip (n). A stray pubic hair adhering to coinage that is handed over in shops, restaurants, etc.
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pigbox (n) A Nissan Micra full of rough women, driving round a provincial town playing Destiny's Child and hunting for c..k.
Why does this remind me of certain entry on the 'What are you doing this weekend?' regarding an outing in Newcastle starting at 4:30?
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Profanisaurus
To my eternal shame I can never quite bring myself to cancel my Viz subscription despite being painfully respectable these days
The whole thing is worth it just for the Profanisaurus.
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thumbrise (n.) The time of day at which a gentleman in a loving relationship is allowed out the house by his other half for a drink with his mates.
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