Profanisaurus

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scaramanga replied

12 June 2009, 21:22
Originally posted by Tensai View Post

To my eternal shame I can never quite bring myself to cancel my Viz subscription despite being painfully respectable these days [/SIZE]

Good lad. Worth the money for Professor Bernard Wankbury **** alone...
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Bagpuss replied

12 June 2009, 19:37
Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

pigbox (n) A Nissan Micra full of rough women, driving round a provincial town playing Destiny's Child and hunting for c..k.

Why does this remind me of certain entry on the 'What are you doing this weekend?' regarding an outing in Newcastle starting at 4:30?
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voodooflux replied

12 June 2009, 16:56
Originally posted by Tensai View Post

The whole thing is worth it just for the Profanisaurus.

We have a copy of the Magna Farta in the office at ClientCo (and a copy at home well out of reach of the kids). Highly recommended reading to brighten up a dull meeting.
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bogeyman replied

12 June 2009, 16:40
Absolutely.

Greek tip (n). A stray pubic hair adhering to coinage that is handed over in shops, restaurants, etc.
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HairyArsedBloke replied

12 June 2009, 16:39
pigbox (n) A Nissan Micra full of rough women, driving round a provincial town playing Destiny's Child and hunting for c..k.

Why does this remind me of certain entry on the 'What are you doing this weekend?' regarding an outing in Newcastle starting at 4:30?
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Tensai started a topic Profanisaurus

12 June 2009, 16:33
Profanisaurus

To my eternal shame I can never quite bring myself to cancel my Viz subscription despite being painfully respectable these days

The whole thing is worth it just for the Profanisaurus.

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