Originally posted by Drewster
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Originally posted by Drewster View Post[Secret aside to CM]
Please stop reading my posts....
If Churchill finds out not only will he TMLFL he will probably beat me over the head with the sticky ends...
and now Menelaus is going to be there to help and its all going tulip shaped....
any they might think that I am flirting with you.. and then any possibility of me getting away with my "naughtyness" of last week will be gone....
Ohhhhh dear Ohhhh dear I am going to die painfully......
Errrrrrrrr CM..... Errrrrrr Since Churchill and his mates are going to kill me anyway..... errrr I don't 'spose there is any chance.... of.... you know.....
No OK errr could you errr not mention that bit to Churchill.... PLEEEEZE
[/Secret aside to CM]
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostStop it - I'm going to wee!!!
Please stop reading my posts....
If Churchill finds out not only will he TMLFL he will probably beat me over the head with the sticky ends...
and now Menelaus is going to be there to help and its all going tulip shaped....
any they might think that I am flirting with you.. and then any possibility of me getting away with my "naughtyness" of last week will be gone....
Ohhhhh dear Ohhhh dear I am going to die painfully......
Errrrrrrrr CM..... Errrrrrr Since Churchill and his mates are going to kill me anyway..... errrr I don't 'spose there is any chance.... of.... you know.....
No OK errr could you errr not mention that bit to Churchill.... PLEEEEZE
[/Secret aside to CM]
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Originally posted by Drewster View Post[Secret Aside to Menelaus]
So - could I just get this clear....
I pissed off a very large gentleman with the ability to tear me limb from limb....
and in trying to gain "backup" I have asked a (possibly not quite so large) gentleman with probably equal ability to TMLFL.... who (unfortunately for me) has an historic "bond" with the 1st gentleman.....
Ummmm Could you..... you know.... just forget the whole thing...
[/Secret Aside to Menelaus]
[Secret Aside to bandit]
Errrr Ummmm bandit old chap...... Errr you know I have repeatedly called you a pot noodler.... and well you know been a bit errrrr nasty to you.... Errr well you know its just joking errr don't you..... Errrrr well if it comes down to a bit of a show down errrr could at least one of your alter egos face up to either Churchill or Menelaus.......
Its not that I think that you would be any use at all... I its just that if I am going to leave this mortal coil I would at least like to know that I had done something useful for the rest of CUK.....
[/Secret Aside to bandit]
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Originally posted by Menelaus View PostThere's a problem with that - Churchill and I were in the same little unpleasantness ...
So - could I just get this clear....
I pissed off a very large gentleman with the ability to tear me limb from limb....
and in trying to gain "backup" I have asked a (possibly not quite so large) gentleman with probably equal ability to TMLFL.... who (unfortunately for me) has an historic "bond" with the 1st gentleman.....
Ummmm Could you..... you know.... just forget the whole thing...
[/Secret Aside to Menelaus]
[Secret Aside to bandit]
Errrr Ummmm bandit old chap...... Errr you know I have repeatedly called you a pot noodler.... and well you know been a bit errrrr nasty to you.... Errr well you know its just joking errr don't you..... Errrrr well if it comes down to a bit of a show down errrr could at least one of your alter egos face up to either Churchill or Menelaus.......
Its not that I think that you would be any use at all... I its just that if I am going to leave this mortal coil I would at least like to know that I had done something useful for the rest of CUK.....
[/Secret Aside to bandit]
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Originally posted by Drewster View PostNothing to see here... Move along now!
[Secret PS to Menelaus]
Errrrr If I need any back up to save my life from a very large, very angry bloke can I count on you?
Or if I can't count on you... Errr can I at least use your name......
[/Secret PS to Menelaus]
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Originally posted by Drewster View PostNothing to see here... Move along now!
[Secret PS to Menelaus]
Errrrr If I need any back up to save my life from a very large, very angry bloke can I count on you?
Or if I can't count on you... Errr can I at least use your name......
[/Secret PS to Menelaus]
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Originally posted by Drewster View PostNothing to see here... Move along now!
[Secret PS to Menelaus]
Errrrr If I need any back up to save my life from a very large, very angry bloke can I count on you?
Or if I can't count on you... Errr can I at least use your name......
[/Secret PS to Menelaus]
FFS. Are you about 5?
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