Reply to: Quick everybody panic

[Drewster]

I'm going to have this by the end of the summer :

bedtime

[Menelaus]

(c) Adam Kay

well I'm lying in this hospital bed
I should had an operation but I'm waiting here instead
The floor is dirty and the paint is peeling
And there's piss and tulip and blood and semen dripping from the ceiling
My chest pain is getting worse
And I really need a bypass
but the philipinea nurse says that its all gordon browns fault
because he let the NHS get into 5.7 billion pounds of debt

And he's holding up my bypass oooh
Gordon Brown is having a top laugh oooh
and I really need a bypass oooh
Or I think I'm gonna die boss
I think I'm gonna die oh tulip

Gordon can't afford the NHS no more
Cos he's paying for the olympics and another bloody war
and I wouldn't say I'm an expert in political athapology
but unless he starts investing I'm gonna have a coronary
Cos my heart is getting worse each day
and the only thing they've given me is MRSA
Cos there's nothing they can offer when the nurses hand the drugs out
and its not like carry on films where they always get their jugs out

And he's holding up my bypass oooh
Gordon Brown is having a top laugh oooh
and I really need a bypass oooh
Or I think I'm gonna die boss
I think I'm gonna die

We're all gonna die a painful death
there's nothing left of the NHS
We're all gonna die a painful death
there's nothing left of the NHS
We're all gonna die a painful death
there's nothing left of the NHS
We're all gonna die a painful death
there's nothing left of the NHS
We're all gonna die a painful death
there's nothing left of the NHS

and he's holding up my bypass ooh
Gordon Brown is having a top laugh ooh
and I really need a bypass ooh
or I think I'm Gonna die boss
I think I'm gonna d....(flat line)

[ace00]

This could solve the public sector pensions problems.

That's almost humorous.

Who are you? And what have you done with Cybertory?

[Cyberman]

This could solve the public sector pensions problems.

[Toolpusher]

http://enduringamerica.com/wp-conten...-flu-pooh1.jpg

[pzz76077]

Flu is what permies "get"

Us contractors that underpin the world economy would not call in sick no matter how bad our hangover was.....


Bird flu = something for girls!
Brazilian flu = something for girls with a tidy muff!

PZZ

[minestrone]

gf came back tonight mouthing off about the swine flu meeting they had today. They agreed that doctors with children are not allowed to go and do swab tests so she gets a double work load. First patient in her surgery confirmed, 3 in intensive care in the local hospital.

I'm going to have this by the end of the summer

[BlackenedBiker]

And Locksmiths?

[expat]

Occupation, all the top people on the list are top civil servants, MOD, key infrastructure etc.

I was asking when I would get mine as having asthma I am always top of the list for the yearly flu jag, she said I was down at the bottom in this one with the rest of the plebs.

You're apparatchik or you're little people.

Didn't you see that coming when they started effectively booting some people off the bottom rung of the housing ladder to get key workers on it, where "key worker" only applies to government workers?

[BlackenedBiker]

At what level are politicians ? Number one I guess

It is a benefit so they will claim it.

Scandalous

[Andy2]

Occupation, all the top people on the list are top civil servants, MOD, key infrastructure etc.

I was asking when I would get mine as having asthma I am always top of the list for the yearly flu jag, she said I was down at the bottom in this one with the rest of the plebs.

At what level are politicians ? Number one I guess

[minestrone]

It's not strange, it's barmy.

Does that mean 40th on the list at her hospital / clinic, or 40th occupation on the list?

Occupation, all the top people on the list are top civil servants, MOD, key infrastructure etc.

I was asking when I would get mine as having asthma I am always top of the list for the yearly flu jag, she said I was down at the bottom in this one with the rest of the plebs.

[BlackenedBiker]

I had wine flu last weekend.

Almost died. Couldn't get Tami-flu for that.

I pulled through nonetheless......

[Moscow Mule]

she is 40th which is strange

It's not strange, it's barmy.

Does that mean 40th on the list at her hospital / clinic, or 40th occupation on the list?

[minestrone]

Depends which pharma company you're contracted to, and whether you are classified as a key worker...

gf read the list last week, she tells me it is all power station workers and police officers at the top, she is 40th which is strange being a front line NHS doctor who will be doing the injections.

I, of course, will be top of the list, I will just get her to pinch one from the pile as soon as they come in.