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Xi is for Xi. The only two letter X word starting in X for scrabble and guaranteed to piss someone else off.
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Now at least in that pic there are 3, maybe 4, id take to dinner at the Y...
At least standards are improving.....
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Hey, there's a couple there worth more than passing interest.Originally posted by wc2Epsilon is for the physically deformed.
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Zeta is for the Riemann Zeta Function and, more interestingly, Catherine Zeta Jones.Originally posted by thunderlizardEpsilon is for the Epsilon Minus Semi-Moron lift operator in Brave New World. I think he now works as an account manager for Accenture.
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/...s,%20Catherine
As "fortune green" managed to find a better pic of CZJ, nips and all, I'll concentrate on the Zeta function. The Clay Institute [ http://www.claymath.org/millennium/ ] has a million dollar bounty on proving that every one of its non-trivial roots (i.e. other than negative integers) has a real part equal to 1/2, or in other words that the blue dot in the animation at http://www.math.ubc.ca/~pugh/RiemannZetaComplex/ (which on Windows needs Java Runtime) only ever passes through the origin when t is real ..Last edited by OwlHoot; 26 October 2005, 22:39.
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I had one of them many yrs back. A red one. Fantastic car that sadly went from showroom condition to having rust holes the size of dustbin lids in the space of a few years.Originally posted by Fortune GreenDelta is for the Lancia Delta....

Superb car though.
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Epsilon is for the Epsilon Minus Semi-Moron lift operator in Brave New World. I think he now works as an account manager for Accenture.
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See:Originally posted by thunderlizardGamma is for Gammer Gurton's Needle, an underperformed early Tudor comedy
R. A. Alpher, H. Bethe & G. Gamow, The origin of chemical elements, Phys. Rev. (2) 73 (1948), 803-804.
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Gamma is for Gammer Gurton's Needle, an underperformed early Tudor comedy about (if Memory prevails), a guy whose trousers come apart and can't get them stitched back together because the village tailor has lost his needle.
Containing such profound lines as:
Sodenlye the neele Hodge found by the prickynge
And drew it out of his bottocke where he felt it stickynge
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