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  • MarillionFan
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    Xi is for Xi. The only two letter X word starting in X for scrabble and guaranteed to piss someone else off.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Nu is for Jocasta Nu. The Jedi Librarian.

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  • Lucifer Box
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    Mu is for...

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  • MarillionFan
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    Lamda

    Welsh Lamb. So therefore Lamb Duhhhhhhh

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  • MarillionFan
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    Nice Kappa!

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  • mcquiggd
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    Now at least in that pic there are 3, maybe 4, id take to dinner at the Y...

    At least standards are improving.....

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  • Lucifer Box
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    Originally posted by wc2
    Epsilon is for the physically deformed.
    Hey, there's a couple there worth more than passing interest.

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  • Lucifer Box
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    Iota is approximately how much intelligence Chico has.

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  • wc2
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    Theta is for the really deformed !!

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  • wc2
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    Epsilon is for the physically deformed.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by thunderlizard
    Epsilon is for the Epsilon Minus Semi-Moron lift operator in Brave New World. I think he now works as an account manager for Accenture.
    Zeta is for the Riemann Zeta Function and, more interestingly, Catherine Zeta Jones.

    http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/...s,%20Catherine

    As "fortune green" managed to find a better pic of CZJ, nips and all, I'll concentrate on the Zeta function. The Clay Institute [ http://www.claymath.org/millennium/ ] has a million dollar bounty on proving that every one of its non-trivial roots (i.e. other than negative integers) has a real part equal to 1/2, or in other words that the blue dot in the animation at http://www.math.ubc.ca/~pugh/RiemannZetaComplex/ (which on Windows needs Java Runtime) only ever passes through the origin when t is real ..
    Last edited by OwlHoot; 26 October 2005, 22:39.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by Fortune Green
    Delta is for the Lancia Delta....

    I had one of them many yrs back. A red one. Fantastic car that sadly went from showroom condition to having rust holes the size of dustbin lids in the space of a few years.

    Superb car though.

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  • thunderlizard
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    Epsilon is for the Epsilon Minus Semi-Moron lift operator in Brave New World. I think he now works as an account manager for Accenture.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by thunderlizard
    Gamma is for Gammer Gurton's Needle, an underperformed early Tudor comedy
    See:

    R. A. Alpher, H. Bethe & G. Gamow, The origin of chemical elements, Phys. Rev. (2) 73 (1948), 803-804.

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  • thunderlizard
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    Gamma is for Gammer Gurton's Needle, an underperformed early Tudor comedy about (if Memory prevails), a guy whose trousers come apart and can't get them stitched back together because the village tailor has lost his needle.

    Containing such profound lines as:

    Sodenlye the neele Hodge found by the prickynge
    And drew it out of his bottocke where he felt it stickynge

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