Originally posted by Moscow Mule
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Reply to: Caroline Flint
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Previously on "Caroline Flint"
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To be honest, what competition has she got - she wouldn't stand a chance in Italian politics. So compared to Harperson, Smith Blears and the rest - yes I would do Flint! For the others I thinl I'd do what Jaqui Smiths hubby does and rent a dirty vid and knock one out instead.
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As long as she can get em behind her ears...................... not me!Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostWho gives a stuff about ankles?
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Who gives a stuff about ankles?Originally posted by Troll View PostMe too.... only problem is there's something amiss in the leg department - can't work out if the ankles are a bit chunky or the calves are wrong - chunky ankles ?
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Me too.... only problem is there's something amiss in the leg department - can't work out if the ankles are a bit chunky or the calves are wrong - chunky ankles ?Originally posted by Clippy View Post
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Self deprecating humour, you should try it some time...Originally posted by sasguru View PostYou're ok with the shrivelled bit then?
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostI can see the expense claim now:
Bargain Elderly Slightly Shrivelled Gigolo - £2.99 per hour.
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That's your Plan B is it? Or is it Plan A now that you're a permie?Originally posted by sasguru View PostBargain Elderly Slightly Shrivelled Gigolo - £2.99 per hour.
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I can see the expense claim now:Originally posted by Drewster View PostThats very generous of you.......... I can just hear her now
"It is with much regret that I resign from this cushy gravy train - but don't feel to sorry for me cos I got a right good sorting from Moscow THE Mule!!!!"
Bargain Elderly Slightly Shrivelled Gigolo - £2.99 per hour.
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Thats very generous of you.......... I can just hear her nowOriginally posted by Moscow Mule View PostShe doesn't look as hot as she once did.
She's still get it once though, just for bragging rights...
"It is with much regret that I resign from this cushy gravy train - but don't feel to sorry for me cos I got a right good sorting from Moscow THE Mule!!!!"
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I wouldn't.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostDon't pretend you wouldn't, because you would.
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