Reply to: Internal timesheets

[Peoplesoft bloke]

What supermarkets don't give a VAT receipt as standard?

Most of 'em it seems - I'd never noticed.

Edit:
http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...27t+give+a+VAT

[TheFaQQer]

Cos he's a fusspot. This is the same guy who creates chaos at the supermarket checkout by demanding a VAT receipt for his sarnies and potnoodles. Isn't that freaky. And it gets worse - he's on FRS FFS

What supermarkets don't give a VAT receipt as standard?

[Moscow Mule]

That's a nice line but it's not true is it? Hector will come after you not them in the event he decides you are really an employee - or I am I missing your point?

Kind of. I never lie, I just say that they may be liable.

[sasguru]

I absolutely hate that expression. How many inches below 5 ft are you?

above.

About 12.

[suityou01]

I rest my case. Diddums.

I absolutely hate that expression. How many inches below 5 ft are you?

[sasguru]

If I should stop posting in this forum let me know. If that is the true consensus.

I rest my case. Diddums.

[suityou01]

SuitsYouSir is rapidly getting a reputation on this board as a sort of real Wilmslow (the original obviously being a sockpuppet).
Wilmslow-esque qualities include lack of judgement and a sort of skewed way of looking at the world that leads to a constant perplexity at why the world is treating the "Wilmslow" in that way.

In your eyes? Is there another thread or discussion I am missing? When did this occur. You and Turion does not a global consensus make.

If I should stop posting in this forum let me know. If that is the true consensus.

[sasguru]

SuitsYouSir is rapidly getting a reputation on this board as a sort of real Wilmslow (the original obviously being a sockpuppet).
Wilmslow-esque qualities include lack of judgement and a sort of skewed way of looking at the world that leads to a constant perplexity at why the world is treating the "Wilmslow" in that way.

[suityou01]

Cos he's a fusspot. This is the same guy who creates chaos at the supermarket checkout by demanding a VAT receipt for his sarnies and potnoodles. Isn't that freaky. And it gets worse - he's on FRS FFS

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...permie-uk.html

I'M A FUSS POT.

Twunt.

[Platypus]

You two really should stop all this flirting at work

[suityou01]

Cos he's a fusspot. This is the same guy who creates chaos at the supermarket checkout by demanding a VAT receipt for his sarnies and potnoodles. Isn't that freaky. And it gets worse - he's on FRS FFS

I think I love you.

[Turion]

So why are you fussing and contacting your accountant?

If the client said "can you please change this tape / debug this code / write this spec" [delete as applicable] you wouldn't whine so why get upset if one of your tasks is to fill in a form to track your project hours?

Cos he's a fusspot. This is the same guy who creates chaos at the supermarket checkout by demanding a VAT receipt for his sarnies and potnoodles. Isn't that freaky. And it gets worse - he's on FRS FFS

[Mich the Tester]

I think IR35 and its European counterparts work the same way all over Europe; the Inland Revenue social insurance number randomizer runs each day if your number comes up they'll accuse you of being a disguised employee. It's a sort of reverse lottery.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

I often spin the line that clientco could be at risk of additional Tax & NI costs if I am involved in stuff like performance reviews etc.

Seems to do the trick, but it helps that there's a lot of contractors here and the position is generally understood.

That's a nice line but it's not true is it? Hector will come after you not them in the event he decides you are really an employee - or I am I missing your point?

[Sausage Surprise]

Advise if this creates me greater risk of IR35.

I think you worry too much...