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HairyArsedBloke replied

27 May 2009, 15:40
Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post

Have you tried the Tarka? It's a bit like Tika only otter.

I used that on a date decades ago. Didn't work then either.
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AZZIK replied

27 May 2009, 14:46
Originally posted by premiere View Post

Two Indian druggies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine.

They're both in hospital. One is in a korma and the other has a dodgy tikka.

That's poor, and in the wrong section.
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Clippy replied

27 May 2009, 14:38
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Why was this not added to the joke thread? And why is this thread not in LR?

Because it could be done under the Trades Descriptions Act on both counts!
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BrilloPad replied

27 May 2009, 14:27
Why was this not added to the joke thread? And why is this thread not in LR?
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Platypus replied

27 May 2009, 14:03
Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post

Thats as old as the hills.

Have you tried the Tarka? It's a bit like Tika only otter.

IGMC

Never mind waiting for your coat, I'll sling it out after you !
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gingerjedi replied

27 May 2009, 13:56
Thats as old as the hills.

Have you tried the Tarka? It's a bit like Tika only otter.

IGMC
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EternalOptimist replied

27 May 2009, 13:56
Is it true that the only telly programs they get are Corri and ER ?
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thunderlizard replied

27 May 2009, 13:54
Did your nan tell you that one?
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DimPrawn replied

27 May 2009, 13:53
Sorry, that's Phall.
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premiere started a topic Jokey....

27 May 2009, 13:52
Jokey....

Two Indian druggies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine.

They're both in hospital. One is in a korma and the other has a dodgy tikka.
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