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Drewster replied

29 May 2009, 14:22
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Unsightly bulge in left pocket.

Just sit quietly for a while and that'll go.............
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suityou01 replied

29 May 2009, 14:21
Originally posted by snaw View Post

Simona Halep:

http://nsa03.casimages.com/img/2008/...3617997571.jpg

SFW Sort of.

Google image her, she's great!

Unsightly bulge in left pocket.
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Amiga500 replied

29 May 2009, 14:02
10 points to the first player to wedge a tennis ball between her norks (can't believe we can't say n_o_r_k_s anymore!).
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Troll replied

29 May 2009, 14:00
Fook ...

shouldn't be allowed
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TimberWolf replied

27 May 2009, 14:58
Did anyone say n****?
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ThomasSoerensen replied

27 May 2009, 14:47
Originally posted by snaw View Post

No worries.

Still don't get it though

I guess my comment could be interpreted as trolling as I only wrote it to be contrary to the rest of the posters in this thread. Just to see what reaction I was getting.

Of course I agree with all of you that Simona should forever be impaled on my totem pole.
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snaw replied

27 May 2009, 14:43
Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post

irony dude - peace

No worries.

Still don't get it though
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Clippy replied

27 May 2009, 14:40
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

You are not able to access this service because you are using a sh**ty Mac.

If you're 18 years or over, you should know better. Please invest in a PC immediately.

Amended.
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ThomasSoerensen replied

27 May 2009, 14:36
Originally posted by snaw View Post

Unless there's some kind of problem with her physique, which I'm not aware of after close examination, I disagree.

Keep eating the pies (Or whatever else she's swallowing) ...

irony dude - peace
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ThomasSoerensen replied

27 May 2009, 14:35
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

You know I cannot understand how any red blooded heterosexual man could even suggest that she should eat less pies. She’s just right. Bloody hell, I don’t want a woman who flies out of the window if I give her a forceful thrust from behind.

I guess irony is difficult to grasp.
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Mich the Tester replied

27 May 2009, 14:23
Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View Post

Proof there is a god

Indeed. Ramen to His Noodly Appendage. And her appendages too.
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FSM with Cheddar replied

27 May 2009, 14:20
Originally posted by Platypus View Post

Holy !

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/200...OT_468x304.jpg
http://billscontent.blogpeoria.com/f...ira_paszek.jpg

Proof there is a god
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Platypus replied

27 May 2009, 13:58
Another good reason to watch tennis !

Holy !

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/200...OT_468x304.jpg
http://billscontent.blogpeoria.com/f...ira_paszek.jpg
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Platypus replied

27 May 2009, 13:54
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

I’m sure someone could put together a steel girder construction for her.

Are you saying she needs something stiff ?

I have to agree
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Mich the Tester replied

27 May 2009, 13:52
Originally posted by Menelaus View Post

It's what cantilever construction was designed for!

What with all the Romanian welders going home because of the recession I’m sure someone could put together a steel girder construction for her.
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