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  • BrowneIssue
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    Originally posted by ASB View Post
    But you'll need to be bloody careful with transport. Otherwise somebody will nick the wheelbarrow.
    'Ello, 'ello, 'ello.

    Excuse me, sir. And where do you think you are going with that wheel barrow? Can I see your Manual Lifting Certificate?

    You don't have one?

    Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

    I'll be taking that then, if you don't mind. Now move along, sir. Unless you want some 'trouble'

    I thought not.

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  • ASB
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    We will all be millionaires soon. We will have literally wheelbarrows of money.
    But you'll need to be bloody careful with transport. Otherwise somebody will nick the wheelbarrow.

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  • BrowneIssue
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    Originally posted by uky kozak View Post
    I say "Peace, Bread and Land"
    (Battle cry of the Russian 1917 October Revolution)
    It wouldn't be so bad if they'd been giving us panem et circenses.

    Or maybe that's what Mac burger shops and the hundreds of channels of shite are for.

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  • uky kozak
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    I say "Peace, Bread and Land"
    (Battle cry of the Russian 1917 October Revolution)

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  • sappatz
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    contractors

    they will soon need another type of contractors, mercenaries for their imperalist ventures.

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  • BrowneIssue
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    Surely an incoming Conservative government having to do the right thing and cut spending on the bloated public sector -which would have a massive impact on the economy
    I may as well now.

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  • Cyberman
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    Originally posted by MPwannadecentincome View Post
    and if that happens there will be a recession for contractors in the public sector

    The bullet simply has to be bitten. We cannot continue to live beyond our means and it seems that only a Conservative government has the guts to admit it and do something about it, just as Thatcher had the guts to take on the unions. Labour only attack the weak, and only for party political gains, as they did with foxhunting.

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  • MPwannadecentincome
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    Surely an incoming Conservative government having to do the right thing and cut spending on the bloated public sector -which would have a massive impact on the economy
    and if that happens there will be a recession for contractors in the public sector

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    Surely an incoming Conservative government having to do the right thing and cut spending on the bloated public sector -which would have a massive impact on the economy
    A government simply being prudent* would give me a lot more confidence.

    Look after the pounds and the billions will look after themselves.

    * Not Gordon Brown's definition obviously, which involves a money tree, a balance sheet with made-up numbers, and a giant legislation factory.

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  • BoredBloke
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    We will all be millionaires soon. We will have literally wheelbarrows of money.
    Like in Zimbabwe

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
    Not any chance of green shoots until we see the back of Brown and Co.
    Surely an incoming Conservative government having to do the right thing and cut spending on the bloated public sector -which would have a massive impact on the economy

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    We will all be millionaires soon. We will have literally wheelbarrows of money.
    Oops, wrong thread.

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  • TimberWolf
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    We will all be millionaires soon. We will have literally wheelbarrows of money.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    They’re waiting for all the whingers and whiners to stop discouraging everyone every time someone comes out with a little bit of good news, because then perhaps people will stop hoarding their money in savings accounts and go out and spend it.
    Fook off, I'll never make my 2nd million spending it.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    They’re waiting for all the whingers and whiners to stop discouraging everyone every time someone comes out with a little bit of good news, because then perhaps people will stop hoarding their money in savings accounts and go out and spend it.

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