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Previously on "Interesting lunch..."

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    nipple effect ?
    Thats the one. She says to me

    'If we train one carpenter, he will train ten, then they will train one hundred and so on'

    I was thinking 'b@stard - then the rate goes down the pan.fascists'



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  • Andy2
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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    You work at local butcher's and I claim my 5 Value meals.

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  • Platypus
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I now know what the 'ripple effect' is
    nipple effect ?

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  • realityhack
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    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    Just had a beef sandwich.

    Given that I was at the company abattoir on Friday it is a strange thought that I may have seen my lunch walking.....
    You work at Tesco and I claim my 5 Value meals.

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  • stingman123
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    I seen a peanut stand,

    Heard a rubber band,

    I even saw a needle that winked its eye!


    Etc........

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  • EternalOptimist
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    thats nothing, I got accosted by the VSO girlies in Altrincham. I now know what the 'ripple effect' is


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  • Durbs
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    I'm just painting my office from blue to white. First coat and its still streaky blue.

    Will be sure to update this thread when news arises.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    I’m not sure whether the word ‘interesting’ was really invented for this thread.

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  • Durbs
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    I have not yet had a sandwich but debating one.

    May even crack open a can of Baxters Royal Game soup for dunking. The decisions you have to make when benched eh!
    Last edited by Durbs; 26 May 2009, 11:38.

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  • basshead
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    I've just had a sandwich too.

    Small world.

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  • BrilloPad
    replied
    <canned laughter>

    When are you going to get a girlfriend?

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  • Platypus
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    During the "mad cow disease" crisis, the cow would have been able to say the same!

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  • Wilmslow
    started a topic Interesting lunch...

    Interesting lunch...

    Just had a beef sandwich.

    Given that I was at the company abattoir on Friday it is a strange thought that I may have seen my lunch walking.....

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