Reply to: Hello fro the new boy

[bogeyman]

Sorry - all I have left is some strong women and errr....fast beer?

You're hired.

Welcome Rick.

[ace00]

Are you a nutter? If so bugger orf. We got enough of those on here already.

Don't want these newbs walking all over your patch.

[tino]

Sorry - all I have left is some strong women and errr....fast beer?

That'll do kid, I'm not fussy

[SlimRick]

Sorry - all I have left is some strong women and errr....fast beer?

[Drewster]

room for a lil' latecomer?

I have a penchant for strong beer and fast women

Well Lesley is a strong woman and she can down a pint in 3seconds so I guess you could call that a fast beer!!

[tino]

room for a lil' latecomer?

I have a penchant for strong beer and fast women

[Drewster]

What's Drewster doing with his tongue down the Pizza Delivery Boy's throat?

Her name is Lesley and she is a Pizza Delivery Girl!!! Alright I know she has a tight crop, tatoos on her arms a slight stubble on her chin and I must admit that her chest is a little flat and a bit hairy... and now you come to mention it she does have quite a deep voice..... but I think I am in love..........

We are going on a 2nd date tonight and she said we might go back to her place and that I had better brace myself cos she is really going to surprize me!!!

Do you think I am in with a chance???

[realityhack]

I can see you are going to fit in here very nicely......

Ooer.

[BrilloPad]

I'll get the baby oil.

Excellent. Your next game is with HAB

BP
PS I can see you are going to fit in here very nicely......

[alreadypacked]

I'll get the baby oil.

Twister, that's what you are call it these days

[SlimRick]

wahay a party that's spanned a few days AND the OP is still here..

welcome Slim, what's your area of <ahem> "expertise" ?

Well, the past couple of contracts have been sorting out other people's mess. Either where the IT manager has been asked to leave, or they're still there but so incompetent that they just sit in a corner and rock back and forth.
Done a few Exchange migrations, and where I am at the moment I'm the only IT on-site for a paper mill with around 250 employees so I'm doing allsorts.....it's all good fun

[chef]

wahay a party that's spanned a few days AND the OP is still here..

welcome Slim, what's your area of <ahem> "expertise" ?

[SlimRick]

You become worth listening too after you buy us all a drink and join in a game of twister.....

I'll get the baby oil.

[BrilloPad]

Sill here - still in a daze - still "not worth listening to"....I could've told you that!!!

You become worth listening too after you buy us all a drink and join in a game of twister.....

[realityhack]

Fridge is over there <points past SlimRick and the minibar>.
I'm off out for a spot of 'fresh air' <opens pack of smokes>.

Oi, Slim, wake up, where's me cocktail?