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Previously on "The speaker's replacement"

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View Post
    poorly equipped

    Based on our current standards
    They’ll do.

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  • DiscoStu
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    AtW, purely for comedy value.

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  • FSM with Cheddar
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    5 heavily armed SAS commandos.
    poorly equipped

    Based on our current standards

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  • Mich the Tester
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    5 heavily armed SAS commandos.

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  • thelace
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    Vinnie Jones....









    .... with a shotgun!










    .... and a biiiiig dog!

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    How about a double act, one for each side of the house?

    "To me" "To you"

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    I am failing to see a difference to the norm here.
    Fair point.

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Do you really want to see 600-odd fat middle aged blokes drooling and dribbling onto their laps?
    I am failing to see a difference to the norm here.

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  • FSM with Cheddar
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    Paul Staines

    Order, Order
    Sponsored by order-order.com

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    Joanna Lumley would sort them out!
    Do you really want to see 600-odd fat middle aged blokes drooling and dribbling onto their laps?

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    Joanna Lumley would sort them out!
    That is far too sensible and she is too nice to take control.

    How about Hyacinth Bucket?

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  • Pogle
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    Joanna Lumley would sort them out!

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Johnny Vegas; ‘Order, order, booggah this let’s go down 't pub’

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  • PM-Junkie
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    Surely Harry Enfield as Loadsamoney is the most appropriate?

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    OzzySHARRON!!!! They kids are arguing again. or OH god there's tulip everywhere.

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