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Mich the Tester replied

20 May 2009, 13:04
Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View Post

poorly equipped

Based on our current standards

They’ll do.
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DiscoStu replied

20 May 2009, 13:03
AtW, purely for comedy value.
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FSM with Cheddar replied

20 May 2009, 12:54
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

5 heavily armed SAS commandos.

poorly equipped

Based on our current standards
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Mich the Tester replied

20 May 2009, 12:31
5 heavily armed SAS commandos.
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thelace replied

20 May 2009, 12:29
Vinnie Jones....

.... with a shotgun!

.... and a biiiiig dog!
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The Lone Gunman replied

20 May 2009, 12:19
How about a double act, one for each side of the house?

"To me" "To you"
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Mich the Tester replied

20 May 2009, 12:18
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post

I am failing to see a difference to the norm here.

Fair point.
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The Lone Gunman replied

20 May 2009, 12:16
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Do you really want to see 600-odd fat middle aged blokes drooling and dribbling onto their laps?

I am failing to see a difference to the norm here.
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FSM with Cheddar replied

20 May 2009, 12:15
Paul Staines

Order, Order

Sponsored by order-order.com
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Mich the Tester replied

20 May 2009, 12:15
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

Joanna Lumley would sort them out!

Do you really want to see 600-odd fat middle aged blokes drooling and dribbling onto their laps?
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The Lone Gunman replied

20 May 2009, 12:14
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

Joanna Lumley would sort them out!

That is far too sensible and she is too nice to take control.

How about Hyacinth Bucket?
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Pogle replied

20 May 2009, 12:13
Joanna Lumley would sort them out!
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Mich the Tester replied

20 May 2009, 12:10
Johnny Vegas; ‘Order, order, booggah this let’s go down 't pub’
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PM-Junkie replied

20 May 2009, 12:06
Surely Harry Enfield as Loadsamoney is the most appropriate?
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The Lone Gunman replied

20 May 2009, 12:03
OzzySHARRON!!!! They kids are arguing again. or OH god there's tulip everywhere.
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