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Sleep with all of them, the father included.Originally posted by mcquiggdSleep with the mother instead as a compromise...?
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Just shag it.
Worry about the consequences at renewal time. Best get your CV up to date though.
HTH
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"Why would any boss bring in his blonde, pouting, firm yet yielding, daughter to work ? It is bonus time of course. He wants you to have her, to smell her, to take her from him. He wants you to ravage her, nuzzle her, stroke her. It is your divine right to take that which is presented before you. It is like cherry picking, harvesting the fruit, sowing the seed. These opportunities are few and far between - seize the moment and take what is rightfully yours now."
....said the voices in his head while she shouted NO!
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Who are you?Originally posted by Papa LazarouShe's my wife now.....
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If you fancy your chances, have a pop. It's not against the law. Otherwise, ask her to wash the coffee cups.Originally posted by n5gooner
what do you do when your boss brings his daughter into work and she’s a stunner?
By the way, any chance of a picture?
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Well, work out your current rate versus what she is worth an hour on the open market - theres your decision for you.
And im a hopeless romantic.
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ask the boss if you'll get promoted if you become his son-in-law. Then show her your pay check.
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....done it for me....Originally posted by JabberwockyWhy would any boss bring in his blonde, pouting, firm yet yielding, daughter to work ? It is bonus time of course. He wants you to have her, to smell her, to take her from him. He wants you to ravage her, nuzzle her, stroke her. It is your divine right to take that which is presented before you. It is like cherry picking, harvesting the fruit, sowing the seed. These opportunities are few and far between - seize the moment and take what is rightfully yours now.
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