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Previously on "Think I've got swine flu ..."

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  • DiscoStu
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Today we have sasguru3 posting.

    sasguru1=clever
    sasguru2=idiot
    sasguru3=lots of emoticons
    The question is, do all three sasgurus live inside the same person's head?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post


    Today we have sasguru3 posting.

    sasguru1=clever
    sasguru2=idiot
    sasguru3=lots of emoticons

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    Are you also covered in rashers?

    IGMC


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  • DiscoStu
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    ... I'm making oinking noises and feel like rolling in mud.
    Are you also covered in rashers?

    IGMC

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    I felt like that last week, except the noises. How I miss Atw and the fun we used to get up to together.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by AZZIK View Post
    You should have joined them churchill
    Nothing wrong with a bit of piggy tickling.

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    ... I'm making oinking noises and feel like rolling in mud.
    I felt like that last week, except the noises. How I miss Atw and the fun we used to get up to together.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    Thick as pig sh*t
    Yes, but enough about you.

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    ... I'm making oinking noises and feel like rolling in mud.
    Thick as pig sh*t

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  • AZZIK
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    We saw some rather cute piggies the other weekend. Cute until they started crapping all over the floor!
    You should have joined them churchill

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by AZZIK View Post
    In ur own tulipe
    You've been reading "How pigs behave" by Allah

    Stick to Wikipedia!

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  • AZZIK
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    ... I'm making oinking noises and feel like rolling in mud.
    In ur own sh1te

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  • Churchill
    replied
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    ... I'm making oinking noises and feel like rolling in mud.
    We saw some rather cute piggies the other weekend. Cute until they started crapping all over the floor!

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  • chicane
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    Isn't that the norm for you?

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    ... I'm making oinking noises and feel like rolling in mud.
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