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  • Shimano105
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    You really find out how much you love someone when you have to keep their bum-hole clean for a week.
    Rather than await a cycling accident, me and the missus often have 'bum-weeks' when we practice the emergency care package arrangements.


    Long winter evenings sound fun in your house

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  • scooterscot
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    Was he in a rush?
    Probably a Londoner on vacation...

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    I know someone that nearly fell out a stair well window doing this, 3 floors up.

    He ended up breaking both his arms falling of his bike coming down a set of stairs in the park. His gf had to wipe his arse for a week.
    You really find out how much you love someone when you have to keep their bum-hole clean for a week.
    Rather than await a cycling accident, me and the missus often have 'bum-weeks' when we practice the emergency care package arrangements.


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  • minestrone
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    I know someone that nearly fell out a stair well window doing this, 3 floors up.

    He ended up breaking both his arms falling of his bike coming down a set of stairs in the park. His gf had to wipe his arse for a week.

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  • ThomasSoerensen
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    it seems alcohol is yet again a contributing factor to increasing the average IQ of the population

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Was he in a rush?

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by expat View Post
    "Jackass-cykelstunt". Very expressive.

    That could make an interesting anagram...

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  • expat
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    Originally posted by threaded View Post
    http://ekstrabladet.dk/112/article1166526.ece

    A guy tried to ride his bike down the stairs at the tube station.

    Video no doubt to be on YouTube shortly...
    "Jackass-cykelstunt". Very expressive.

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  • threaded
    started a topic Wasn't me

    Wasn't me

    http://ekstrabladet.dk/112/article1166526.ece

    A guy tried to ride his bike down the stairs at the tube station.

    Video no doubt to be on YouTube shortly...

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