Wasn't me

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Shimano105 replied

12 May 2009, 11:01
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

You really find out how much you love someone when you have to keep their bum-hole clean for a week.
Rather than await a cycling accident, me and the missus often have 'bum-weeks' when we practice the emergency care package arrangements.

Long winter evenings sound fun in your house
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scooterscot replied

12 May 2009, 10:59
Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post

Was he in a rush?

Probably a Londoner on vacation...
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EternalOptimist replied

12 May 2009, 09:56
Originally posted by minestrone View Post

I know someone that nearly fell out a stair well window doing this, 3 floors up.

He ended up breaking both his arms falling of his bike coming down a set of stairs in the park. His gf had to wipe his arse for a week.

You really find out how much you love someone when you have to keep their bum-hole clean for a week.
Rather than await a cycling accident, me and the missus often have 'bum-weeks' when we practice the emergency care package arrangements.
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minestrone replied

12 May 2009, 09:52
I know someone that nearly fell out a stair well window doing this, 3 floors up.

He ended up breaking both his arms falling of his bike coming down a set of stairs in the park. His gf had to wipe his arse for a week.
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ThomasSoerensen replied

12 May 2009, 09:41
it seems alcohol is yet again a contributing factor to increasing the average IQ of the population
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Moscow Mule replied

12 May 2009, 07:46
Was he in a rush?
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Churchill replied

12 May 2009, 07:21
Originally posted by expat View Post

"Jackass-cykelstunt". Very expressive.

That could make an interesting anagram...
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expat replied

12 May 2009, 07:18
Originally posted by threaded View Post

http://ekstrabladet.dk/112/article1166526.ece

A guy tried to ride his bike down the stairs at the tube station.

Video no doubt to be on YouTube shortly...

"Jackass-cykelstunt". Very expressive.
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threaded started a topic Wasn't me

12 May 2009, 05:11
Wasn't me

http://ekstrabladet.dk/112/article1166526.ece

A guy tried to ride his bike down the stairs at the tube station.

Video no doubt to be on YouTube shortly...
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