Reply to: Where is Wilmslow?

[Alf W]

Wilmslow news

http://www.wilmslowexpress.co.uk/new..._earners_in_uk

[BrowneIssue]

So, did you find the spider?

Sorry, only one story per day.

[Pogle]

The other day there was a spider in the bath.

It was only a small one so I ignored it.

A day or two later I put a towel over the side of the bath so it could get out if it wanted to.

It was a pale blue towel. It is getting quite old as we have had it a while. But it was pale blue when new.

It doesn't go with the colour of the bathroom. The towel, that is.

We do have other towels that are other colours. Some of them match each other, except they are different sizes.

There are flannels too. Some of them match some of the towels. Some do not.

We keep them in the airing cupboard, which is a funny name for a cupboard. There is no draught in there but there is air in there, lol.

Earlier today I went for a wee and looked to see if the spider has escaped.

I had wondered before that whether the spider might go under the towel and then I would have thought it had escaped when it hadn't.

I also wonder whether they ever go down the plughole, see the water and came back up. Or whether they do not do that.

So that was all very interesting excitement for the past few days.

So, did you find the spider?

[BrowneIssue]

I want a new story

The other day there was a spider in the bath.

It was only a small one so I ignored it.

A day or two later I put a towel over the side of the bath so it could get out if it wanted to.

It was a pale blue towel. It is getting quite old as we have had it a while. But it was pale blue when new.

It doesn't go with the colour of the bathroom. The towel, that is.

We do have other towels that are other colours. Some of them match each other, except they are different sizes.

There are flannels too. Some of them match some of the towels. Some do not.

We keep them in the airing cupboard, which is a funny name for a cupboard. There is no draught in there but there is air in there, lol.

Earlier today I went for a wee and looked to see if the spider has escaped.

I had wondered before that whether the spider might go under the towel and then I would have thought it had escaped when it hadn't.

I also wonder whether they ever go down the plughole, see the water and came back up. Or whether they do not do that.

So that was all very interesting excitement for the past few days.

[OwlHoot]

He sometimes treats this place like his own personal Twitter account, but he isn't the only culprit.

Now about my lunch today ...

[BrilloPad]

Please don't encourage AtW to leave - His expertise is handy on a whole range of topics, including but not limited to PC hardware, squirrel care, and economics (although to benefit from his gems on the last, you need to take the opposite view to whatever he claims).

He is also very good at "my lunch" and "placeholder SKA news" threads....

[OwlHoot]

Please don't encourage AtW to leave - His expertise is handy on a whole range of topics, including but not limited to PC hardware, squirrel care, and economics (although to benefit from his gems on the last, you need to take the opposite view to whatever he claims).

[BrilloPad]

Shush, I think he's gone!

At least between post 12999 and 13000 we had 3 months of relative peace round here.......

[Churchill]

You promised at post 12999 you would only return for post 13k with serious SKA news : a promise you then broke.

Why should we believe you will not return? Why is this time different?

Shush, I think he's gone!

[BrilloPad]

Ok, done. He will come back only if you call him - create special thread for that with a vote.

You promised at post 12999 you would only return for post 13k with serious SKA news : a promise you then broke.

Why should we believe you will not return? Why is this time different?

[Churchill]

Ok, done. He will come back only if you call him - create special thread for that with a vote.

F**k off you tedious little twat - seriously!

[AtW]

Could you retire atw. please.

Ok, done. He will come back only if you call him - create special thread for that with a vote.

[BrilloPad]

I might bring him back sometime, but I'm working on some new characters.

Could you retire atw. please.

[sasguru]

I might bring him back sometime, but I'm working on some new characters.

[BrilloPad]

It's in Cheshire.