Working a Broom

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Pogle replied

8 May 2009, 04:54
Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post

When I was about to graduate from Uni I was looking at the job ads to see what I could realistically do. There was an advert for Roadsweeper but it said "must have experience and own boots" and I was mightily disheartened to fail on both requirements.

Brilliant!
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thunderlizard replied

8 May 2009, 00:00
When I was about to graduate from Uni I was looking at the job ads to see what I could realistically do. There was an advert for Roadsweeper but it said "must have experience and own boots" and I was mightily disheartened to fail on both requirements.
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BrowneIssue replied

7 May 2009, 22:16
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

Hey I'm dribbling at the moment - but I think its due to the vast quantity of voddi I've consumed

Just so long a you're dribbling back into the glass. Expensive stuff, vodka.
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Pogle replied

7 May 2009, 21:36
Hey I'm dribbling at the moment - but I think its due to the vast quantity of voddi I've consumed
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HairyArsedBloke replied

7 May 2009, 19:56
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

They dribble a lot as well.

OI !

What you got against those of us that dribble?????

It's our age. I give it an extra shake and some times wipe too.
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BrowneIssue replied

7 May 2009, 19:53
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

I reckon most agents would have trouble getting a job as a road sweeper.

You could shove a pole up his arse and use him as a broom.
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suityou01 replied

7 May 2009, 09:50
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

oh yeah, that as well

Karma restored.
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EternalOptimist replied

7 May 2009, 09:34
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

I genuinely thought a pimp had f****** you off.

oh yeah, that as well
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suityou01 replied

7 May 2009, 09:32
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...king-room.html

Oh I missed that. This is one of those pithy "similar-sounding-title-threads". Way over my head.

I genuinely thought a pimp had f****** you off.
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EternalOptimist replied

7 May 2009, 09:29
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Come on EO, share with us. What happened? Name and shame mate.

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...king-room.html
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suityou01 replied

7 May 2009, 09:27
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

I reckon most agents would have trouble getting a job as a road sweeper.

They dribble a lot as well.

Allegedly

Come on EO, share with us. What happened? Name and shame mate.
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EternalOptimist started a topic Working a Broom

7 May 2009, 09:25
Working a Broom

I reckon most agents would have trouble getting a job as a road sweeper.

They dribble a lot as well.

Allegedly
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