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shaunbhoy replied

1 May 2009, 11:51
Cyberman. The man who put the Berk in Berkshire.
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Drewster replied

1 May 2009, 11:08
Originally posted by Cyberman View Post

So I know now, just ignore your posts.

Good choice! I do!
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Cyberman replied

1 May 2009, 10:57
Originally posted by Drewster View Post

2nd quandry:

a) Wether to ridicule CyberDud for his weak post-ironic humour (piggy backing on my initial weak humour)
b) Wether to take it at face value and asume CyberDud really didn't read between the lines......

Choices Choices Choices........

So I know now, just ignore your posts.
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Drewster replied

1 May 2009, 10:44
Originally posted by Rookie View Post

And here's me thinking you were talking about anal sex.

No I was actually talking about Train spotting but I couldn't bring myself to admit on a public forum that my Mrs gets more satisfaction out of that than anything she does with me... D'Oh!!!
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FSM with Cheddar replied

1 May 2009, 10:40
Originally posted by Drewster View Post

2nd quandry:

a) Wether to ridicule CyberDud for his weak post-ironic humour (piggy backing on my initial weak humour)
b) Wether to take it at face value and asume CyberDud really didn't read between the lines......

Choices Choices Choices........

To trigger the sexual element of a Tory brain you need to mention orange peal, suspenders and gimp outfits.

HTH
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Rookie replied

1 May 2009, 10:39
Originally posted by Drewster View Post

2nd quandry:

a) Wether to ridicule CyberDud for his weak post-ironic humour (piggy backing on my initial weak humour)
b) Wether to take it at face value and asume CyberDud really didn't read between the lines......

Choices Choices Choices........

And here's me thinking you were talking about anal sex.
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Drewster replied

1 May 2009, 10:37
Originally posted by Cyberman View Post

If you both enjoy golf and can afford it then go for it. A mate of mine plays most weekends with his wife. It's a great game.

2nd quandry:

a) Wether to ridicule CyberDud for his weak post-ironic humour (piggy backing on my initial weak humour)
b) Wether to take it at face value and asume CyberDud really didn't read between the lines......

Choices Choices Choices........
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Rookie replied

1 May 2009, 10:36
Originally posted by Drewster View Post

Morning dude!

Should this be in TPD??

Probably. What do you hate about golf? Could you grow to like it? If so, you could try a few lessons to get the basics right and you might enjoy it.
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FSM with Cheddar replied

1 May 2009, 10:34
Originally posted by Drewster View Post

Triggered by comments in a nother thread.

She loves it and wants to keep doing it

Post of the day

I'm sure there are a lot of people on here that could help your wife out.
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Cyberman replied

1 May 2009, 10:32
If you both enjoy golf and can afford it then go for it. A mate of mine plays most weekends with his wife. It's a great game.
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Drewster replied

1 May 2009, 10:31
Originally posted by Rookie View Post

(Good morning, Big Nose!)

Morning dude!

Should this be in TPD??
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Rookie replied

1 May 2009, 10:30
Originally posted by Drewster View Post

Triggered by comments in a nother thread.

I know lots of people do it and enjoy it!

I thought I would like to try it.

I asked the Mrs if we could do it once.

She didn't want to do it.

I was pretty insistant - We should try it.

She begged me not too

I used moral blackmail

She begged me not too

I basically forced her to do it

I felt bad

I didn't enjoy it

She loved it

She wanted to do it again

I agreed to give it another try

I hated it and wasn't very good

She loves it and wants to keep doing it

Should I buy her some Golf Clubs for her birthday?

Definitely not! Don't waste your money. You should buy her a Hoover instead. (Good morning, Big Nose!)
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Drewster started a topic Quandry - Advice required!

1 May 2009, 10:22
Quandry - Advice required!

Triggered by comments in a nother thread.

I know lots of people do it and enjoy it!

I thought I would like to try it.

I asked the Mrs if we could do it once.

She didn't want to do it.

I was pretty insistant - We should try it.

She begged me not too

I used moral blackmail

She begged me not too

I basically forced her to do it

I felt bad

I didn't enjoy it

She loved it

She wanted to do it again

I agreed to give it another try

I hated it and wasn't very good

She loves it and wants to keep doing it

Should I buy her some Golf Clubs for her birthday?
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