Reply to: Nominations for most intelligent poster on CUK ...

[realityhack]

Hmm... it's switched from Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps to The Waltons.

Where's the remote?

[Drewster]

Now run off and play. Tea is at 5pm and don't get your trousers dirty.

OK Can I have jam?? Pleeeeze!

[Rookie]

Oh I feel really bad now!

Thanks Rookie

I wuv you I weeely weely wuv you... You are my mate you are!

Now run off and play. Tea is at 5pm and don't get your trousers dirty.

[sasguru]

I wuv you I weeely weely wuv you...

And there I was looking for an intelligent poster on CUK. Doh!

[realityhack]

The plot's gone a bit downhill now though.

<munch>

More popcorn anyone?

[Drewster]

We love each other really. Oohhh, that Drewster, he's a little cheeky monkey. I think he's just starved of affection and probably needs a hug.

Come here Drewster, let me ruffle your hair and pinch your check like the little playful scamp that you are.

Oh I feel really bad now!

Thanks Rookie

I wuv you I weeely weely wuv you... You are my mate you are!

[Rookie]

Well lunch actually..... can't sit waiting for you all day..........

The words "Pot" "Kettle" and "Black" keep running round my brain.....

Just to confirm - You did get the reference to Roxanne didn't you??

You know where the total *rse wipe numpty calls the Cyrano character "Big Nose"..... because he has a (wait for it) Big Nose...........

Well you keep calling me a tw@t........

I am (in a self ridiculing manner) accepting that it is BLATANTLY 'king obvious that I am being a tw@t..... but you (in the *rse wipe numpty role) are too bleeding thick to realise that to keep repeating the blindingly 'king obvious really does NOT make you witty and clever.... it just confirms that you are a thick as tulip little retard with less brain and wit than a lobotomised earth worm.........

Is that clear enough for (even) you to understand?

PS Just as a clue the answer is NOT "You are a <A href="mailto:Tw@t".....[/quote">Tw@t".....

<in Michael Winner voice> Calm down dear.

[Rookie]

It is quite entertaining, I gotta say.

We love each other really. Oohhh, that Drewster, he's a little cheeky monkey. I think he's just starved of affection and probably needs a hug.

Come here Drewster, let me ruffle your hair and pinch your check like the little playful scamp that you are.

[Drewster]

What a comeback! Did you fall asleep? Had to be woken up? Did the nurse wipe the dribble from your chin? Hardly worth waiting for really was it? You must knock the ladies dead.....and yes, you are still a twat.

Well lunch actually..... can't sit waiting for you all day..........

The words "Pot" "Kettle" and "Black" keep running round my brain.....

Just to confirm - You did get the reference to Roxanne didn't you??

You know where the total *rse wipe numpty calls the Cyrano character "Big Nose"..... because he has a (wait for it) Big Nose...........

Well you keep calling me a tw@t........

I am (in a self ridiculing manner) accepting that it is BLATANTLY 'king obvious that I am being a tw@t..... but you (in the *rse wipe numpty role) are too bleeding thick to realise that to keep repeating the blindingly 'king obvious really does NOT make you witty and clever.... it just confirms that you are a thick as tulip little retard with less brain and wit than a lobotomised earth worm.........

Is that clear enough for (even) you to understand?

PS Just as a clue the answer is NOT "You are a Tw@t".....

[snaw]

It is quite entertaining, I gotta say.

[realityhack]

Can you let us know if you're both coming to the pre-summer drinks so I can buy some popcorn?

[Rookie]

More razor sharp wit!

Do you remember the scene from Roxanne.....

What a comeback! Did you fall asleep? Had to be woken up? Did the nurse wipe the dribble from your chin? Hardly worth waiting for really was it? You must knock the ladies dead.....and yes, you are still a twat.

[BrilloPad]

What's the prize for this? If AtW wins, shall we buy him a new F5 key?

I think he would prefer a new anorak.

[Drewster]

I bet you are just often called a twat.

More razor sharp wit!

Do you remember the scene from Roxanne.....

[realityhack]

What's the prize for this? If AtW wins, shall we buy him a new F5 key?