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My mate Saj (Now) eats anything but bacon, drinks like a Russian sailor, swallies any pill you put in front of him but every year turns strict and does Ramadan.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostMy mate Ahmed at uni enjoyed bacon butties after a night out on the piss. He wasn’t a very serious muslim until he met up with a bearded bloke called Hamza.
Go figure.
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My mate Ahmed at uni enjoyed bacon butties after a night out on the piss. He wasn’t a very serious muslim until he met up with a bearded bloke called Hamza.
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Muslims. Pork. Pigs. Flu. Panic. American TV news.Originally posted by snaw View PostHe's also frequently admitted to being not very Jewish in practice ...
Though I'm failing to get the connection between Egyptian muslims and an American, not very Jewish, TV fake news show presenter.
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He's also frequently admitted to being not very Jewish in practice ...Originally posted by Menelaus View PostTrue but then Jon Stewart (Jewish host of the Daily Show) has admitted to enjoying a bacon sandwich for breakfast...
Though I'm failing to get the connection between Egyptian muslims and an American, not very Jewish, TV fake news show presenter.
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True but then Jon Stewart (Jewish host of the Daily Show) has admitted to enjoying a bacon sandwich for breakfast...
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Seeing as it's a muslim country I can't imagine there's much demand for bacon butties in Egypt.
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Egypt is culling all pigs
.. and there's not even a swineflu victim there yet.......
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