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Pogle replied

29 April 2009, 14:47
And lets not forget Syler & Simon Pegg
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Moscow Mule replied

29 April 2009, 14:31
Originally posted by Menelaus View Post

In the new film JTKirks mother is played by the same slammin' hottie who plays Dr Cameron in House.

Oooo, lovely.
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Menelaus replied

29 April 2009, 13:14
Originally posted by James Tiberius Kirk View Post

f e c k orfff

In the new film JTKirks mother is played by the same slammin' hottie who plays Dr Cameron in House.
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James Tiberius Kirk replied

29 April 2009, 13:09
Originally posted by ace00 View Post

What Star Trek 11 ? Is Capt. Kirk a gay?

f e c k orfff
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Cheshire Cat replied

29 April 2009, 12:54
solution: turn off the tv.

HTH.
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ace00 replied

29 April 2009, 12:48
Originally posted by threaded View Post

Oh boy are you going to hate this Summers biggest hit movie...

What Star Trek 11 ? Is Capt. Kirk a gay?
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threaded replied

29 April 2009, 12:12
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

It's not his gayness, per se, that winds me up - it's his camp, "look at me" gayness.

Then there's that Hell's Kitchen and the complete knob-end fake cod philospher chef - what's he called? And why were they all wearing PAlestinian head scarves. FFS.

Oh boy are you going to hate this Summers biggest hit movie...
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moorfield replied

29 April 2009, 11:42
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

to advise women on how to dress. FFS.

I happened to see this too last night because Missus M was watching it.

Now I'm no fashion expert myself but
(i) I could tell that large lady still looked like a barge in that big billowy dress despite the rubbish he was spouting at her
(ii) "Harem Pants" ????? Fashionable ????? Er, no. These are what MC Hammer wore in the U Can't Touch This video. FFS.
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BoredBloke replied

29 April 2009, 11:19
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

You'll have to buy me a drink first!

Get it in writing though as from your other post that obviously doesn't seal the deal!
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Pogle replied

29 April 2009, 11:16
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

I've been getting these bendy urges lately, I have even started to fantasise about Sasguru, so can I come over and wobble yer jubblies sometime ?

You'll have to buy me a drink first!
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BoredBloke replied

29 April 2009, 11:11
So how far can a gay guy go until it is obvious that they are not gay. So you can grab their boobs...is getting them to tug on your gay nob ok also? How about a full on sh@g - obviously being 'gay' I wouldn't enjoy it. If it is I might try getting in touch with my feminine side!
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Troll replied

29 April 2009, 11:02
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Ah, this proves you are sasguru's sockpuppet or the other way around....

I would never put my fingers up sasguru
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AtW replied

29 April 2009, 11:00
Originally posted by Troll View Post

Naw... was watching 'deadliest catch' on Sky - went for a pee & wife had switched over to this tulipe

Ah, this proves you are sasguru's sockpuppet or the other way around....
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AtW replied

29 April 2009, 10:59
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

so can I come over and wobble yer jubblies sometime ?

Not even offer to buy a drink first?
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Troll replied

29 April 2009, 10:59
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Wrong login surely?

Naw... was watching 'deadliest catch' on Sky - went for a pee & wife had switched over to this tulipe
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