Lift joke for you to try

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threaded replied

29 April 2009, 12:37
Originally posted by Bear View Post

Another good one...

When in a lift made by the company Schindler..point this out to everyone.

'Look - it's Schindler's Lift'

Absolutely kills them it does!

AOL
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Advocate replied

29 April 2009, 12:37
Originally posted by Bear View Post

Another good one...

When in a lift made by the company Schindler..point this out to everyone.

'Look - it's Schindler's Lift'

Absolutely kills them it does!

I do that....

I feel so ashamed!
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Bear replied

29 April 2009, 11:53
Another good one...

When in a lift made by the company Schindler..point this out to everyone.

'Look - it's Schindler's Lift'

Absolutely kills them it does!
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BrilloPad replied

29 April 2009, 11:44
Originally posted by SantaClaus View Post

Even better if you can get them to go in the non-stopping lift to floor 60 when they only meant to go to the 1st floor

When at UBS I saw lift doors were closing so barged in. 2 people already inside : they were going to 7(top floor) and I pressed 2. Other people came in pressing 4, 5, 6. They said "oh well at least we dont stop at 1 or 3".

Someone got in at 1 going to 3. Made my day.....
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SantaClaus replied

28 April 2009, 21:51
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Next time in a lift say to someone "after you" when the door opens : even if not their floor.

I did today and they fell for it

Even better if you can get them to go in the non-stopping lift to floor 60 when they only meant to go to the 1st floor
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Turion replied

28 April 2009, 20:58
Those old lift jokes are the best. Can't beat them for entertainment. Farting loudly is also good for a laugh in the lift. You see, you can try pretending it was not you - even though you are the only one in the lift. Works better if there is another person in there to share the joke. And with 3 or more persons the cat is really amongst the pigeons as everyone is acting innocent - including the guilty one.
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Ruprect replied

28 April 2009, 20:15
nice one
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BrilloPad started a topic Lift joke for you to try

28 April 2009, 19:58
Lift joke for you to try

Next time in a lift say to someone "after you" when the door opens : even if not their floor.

I did today and they fell for it
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