Lift etiquette

[Board Game Geek]

Ever tried the jumping up and down trick when the lift is rapidly descending ?

Don't.

You'll get a shocking headache for your curiosity.

[Turion]

How do you decide who leaves the lift first? Nearest the door? Ladies first?

Today someone in a lift said "after you" to me when the door opened, and I stepped out, only to find it wasn't my floor.

You were lucky you got out, because his next joke was to fart loudly with big smell and and pretend it wasn't him

[darmstadt]

I got in a lift in a big high rise and the first button was for the 37th floor which kind of got me stuffed as I only wanted to go to the 4th, and then the doors shut

Personally I like farting when exiting the lift just as other people are getting in

[Bagpuss]

How do you decide who leaves the lift first? Nearest the door? Ladies first?

Today someone in a lift said "after you" to me when the door opened, and I stepped out, only to find it wasn't my floor.

I'll have to try that one!

[threaded]

How do you decide who leaves the lift first? Nearest the door? Ladies first?

Today someone in a lift said "after you" to me when the door opened, and I stepped out, only to find it wasn't my floor.

In big high-rises I sometimes say 'after you', to see the reaction, for a laugh.

[OwlHoot]

How do you decide who leaves the lift first? Nearest the door? Ladies first?

Today someone in a lift said "after you" to me when the door opened, and I stepped out, only to find it wasn't my floor.